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Shane Obama: Barack Obama’s Australian Kin

BARACK Obama Watch: Today Barack is appearing in marketing for Baz Luhrmann‘s new film, Australia. Says Bazza:

“The President-elect of the United States is 47. If he was living in Australia, it is absolutely credible that the government, because he had one white parent and one black parent, could have taken him forcibly from his family”

Use the magic dust, Barack! No, not that dust!

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Posted: 26th, November 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment

Advance On Australia Fair: We Attack At Dawn

CAN it be time to bomb Australia, or at least blow up her naval ports and airstrips?

Defence Minister Joel Fitzgibbon says a two-month Navy shutdown over Christmas has been ordered to give staff a rest as the Navy continues to grapple with staff shortages.

The shutdown will involve all ships not on operational duties and some staff will be allowed to work from home.

To the bathtub, me hearties. But the kettle on and when she boils, pipe me aboard, mother. Thar she blows!

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Posted: 18th, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment

Australia Cures Bi-Polar Disorder With Aborigine Magic Dust

AMERICA. AMERICA! There is hope. You must leave and head to Australia.

Baz Luhrmann has a message for you.

A small brown boy, possibly called Yvonne, Rolf or Shane, will arrive in your urban sink and sprinkle magic dust onto your hand.

Don’t call the cops. The Australians know who he is. And as a brown-skinned kid in the land Down Under he is going nowhere. Really. They have fences.

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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)