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Scarlett Johansson email hacker Christopher Chaney is guilty of making the internet happy

THE Florida man who goes by the name of Christopher Chaney is going to plead guilty after being accused of hacking into the email accounts of film stars Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis and other celebrities so he could share all their boobies with us.

Chaney will plead guilty on Monday to nine criminal counts, including unauthorized access to a computer and wiretapping, according to a plea agreement filed in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles. The maximum sentence he’s facing is 60 years in prison, which is weird, because the bloke who killed a young black man for absolutely no reason isn’t getting anything done to him at all.

God bless America, eh?

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Posted: 23rd, March 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)

Property porn: photos of Christina Aguilera’s $13.5m home

PROPERTY porn time, readers. Feast your eyes on photos of Christina Aguilera’s $13.5m home. (The fabled Pygmy depilation chamber reamins frustratingly out of shot.)


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Posted: 17th, February 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Christina Aguilera melts at Etta James funeral – in photos

CAN we an analyse what was trickling down Christina Aguilera’s leg as she belted out At Last during Etta James’ funeral? Look past the Bungee for Jesus hanging down her god-fearing bosoms, the fans filming in church, and that long rasping note that sounds exactly like the noise aliens make as they insert a chip beneath the skin on your forehead (all plastic surgeons are alien enablers) – and get a load of the liquid.

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Posted: 31st, January 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)

Modern Pin-Ups: Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis Strike the Pose

MODERN Pin-Ups stars Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Rebecca Romijn,Christina Aguilera, Freida Pinto, Hayden Panettiere, Isla Fisher, Brittany Murphy, Amanda Seyfried and Alexis Bledel in the style of yesteryear’s gels…


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Posted: 22nd, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism | Comment

Kelly Osbourne Calls Christina Aguilera ‘Fat’ While Everyone Bites Knuckles

REMEMBER when Kelly Osbourne was some kind of (self proclaimed) voice for the disaffected kids of the world. Y’know, those kids who were a bit different or those that got bullied for being fat or ugly.

Well, now she’s calling Christina Aguilera ‘fat’.

It seems everyone has got it in for Xtina at the moment (Christ knows why. Surely people aren’t still irked by her fluffing of the American National Anthem at the Super Bowl?) with Joan Rivers noting that Aguilera looked “stuffed into” a little black dress… and now  Osbourne is throwing her *ahem* weight around.

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Posted: 4th, August 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Lady Gaga Is Not Madonna’s Camel: She Also Looks Like Kylie, Britney And Christina

LADY Gaga is pilloried for being Madonna’s cameal – a popstar formed by committee. But the criticism is unfair: Lady Gaga has also adopted the looks of Kylie Minogue, Gwen Stefani, Christina Aguilera, Grace Jones and Britney Spears. It is all done with a massive sense of self-awareness, of course. Gaga would not more pass off an old look as her own as she would bash out a Euro pop number entitled Alejandro that sounds a lot like an Ace Of Base track, which in turn was not overly different to Aswad’s Don’t Turn Around


Posted: 20th, April 2011 | In: Music | Comments (4)

In Pictures: Harrods Under Al Fayed – Pussy Cat Dolls, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bra And Stuffed Bears

HARROD’S has been sold by Mohamed al Fayed for £1.5bn to a buyer understood to be the Qatari royal family. Will the shrine to Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed remain in the store? Will Al Fayed now also sell Fulham FC? Will he auction off his collection of vomit ‘n’ cuff shirts? Will Prince Philip use the hallowed urinals (£1 a go) once again? Fayed’s reign at Harrods seemed to be a chance for him to meet famous women and hand them something furry to stroke. On our photo collection, Fayed seemed to have more than passing liking for Jennifer Love Hewitt (11-13), the Pussy Cat Dolls, who all got pet a pussy to pet, Lily Allen (5) and all the girls he’s met before…

You find joy in the simplest pleasures.


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The Pussycat Dolls (from left: Melody, Carmit, Ashley, Nicole, Kimberley and Jessica) share a joke with store owner Mohammed Al Fayed as they open the Harrods Summer Sale, Harrods, west London.

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Posted: 8th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1)

In Photos: Haiti Now: A Global Benefit For Earthquake Relief

8247640MORE Haiti news. While the UK gets together another vehicle for Simon Cowell’s acts – oh, c’mon – America does something. Hope For Haiti Now: A Global Benefit For Earthquake Relief in New York City featured Mr G9 Bono, Jay-Z and Rihanna, Coldplay, Wyclef Jean, Bruce Springsteen, Jennifer Hudson, Mary J. Blige, Shakira, Sting, Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera and Taylor Swift.

Photos: Hope For Haiti LA

Says Gordon Brown:

“Right now we estimate 79% of the UK is in desperate need of a telethon. If we can persuade Five to delay the Neighbours Omnibus and distil EastEnders into two-minutes of stares, we can free up the vital air time needed to raise much-need money for the hardest-up hard working families.”

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Posted: 23rd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment