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Dereck Chisora and David Haye could work for Team Luis Lazarte – video

DERECK Chisora and David Haye have betrayed British boxing with their graceless hooliganism. As the joke in the Times goes, boxing brought the young fighter off the streets and taught him greed and indiscipline. Chisora and Haye have just done their bit to relegate a once great sport to the ranks of minority sport, an ugly sideshow destined for the small time.

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Posted: 20th, February 2012 | In: Sports | Comment


David Haye and Dereck Chisora’s selfless fight to rebrand British boxing

WHERE now for British heavyweight boxing? Having been defeated by Ukrainian Vitali Klitschko on point, slap-happy Dereck Chisora started fighting with David Haye during the post fight press conference in the Olympiahalle, Munich.

Haye lost to Vitali’s brother Wladimir Klitschko last year.

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Posted: 19th, February 2012 | In: Sports | Comment


David Haye’s Next Opponent Revealed: Video

DAVID Haye has been looking for another East European to decapitate in the boxing ring. And we might have found him one. Lay-deeeesssss ‘n’ gen-talll-meeeennnn… weighing in at £11/pound… presenting the PAXO Christmas weight champion of the worrrrrrrl… Turkey Lurkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy….

Posted: 8th, July 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Did David Haye Break His Toe Trying To Swallow His Foot? Wladimir Klitschko Wins (Photos)

DAVID Haye lost the heavyweight boxing unification bout to Wladimir Klitschko because he broke the little toe on his right foot three weeks ago. Well, maybe. The little toe is Haye’s Samson’s hair. If the toe goes, Haye is a spent force. Happily, Haye has more talent in his little toe than most others have in their entire bodies.

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Posted: 3rd, July 2011 | In: Sports | Comment


David Haye v Wladimir Klitschko- The Fight In Photos

DAVID Haye v Wladimir Klitschko in photos: Haye has achieved anything in the build up to the bout, it is to have made boxing more interesting to the masses. Haye can be crass, doltish, gratuitous, childish and plain rude. But in the build up to the fight, he gives good copy.

But do British people want him to win? This is the man who released an app called David Haye’s Knockout, a phone game in which a Haye-type cartoon decapitates a man who look snot unlike Klitschko. Klitschko has yet to produce his own app. But if he does it might be one in which a figure that looks a lot like a dozy Haye is asked quiz questions he struggles to answer – questions like: What’s your name? How many fingers am I holding up?  Would you like a doctor?

Do you want him to win?

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Posted: 2nd, July 2011 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment


Matthew Malkin Is Robbed In Germany: David Haye Should Worry (Photos)

DAVID Haye would have found watching Birmingham man Matthew Malkin’s defeat to local boy Felix Sturm in Germany. The German won the fight on points. He retained his WBA middleweight belt because the judges sat in a German arena in front of thousands of German fans went with the German lad who took a punding until very late in the last round when he rocked Malkin.

Haye is the British WBA heavyweight champion fighting Wladimir Klitschko, the WBO, IBF and IBO title holder, in Germany next weekend. The bout will unify the the world heavyweight title. Klitschko is the Ukrainian based in… Germany.

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Posted: 27th, June 2011 | In: Sports | Comment


David Haye Joins The Boxing Taliban: Wladimir Klitschko Will Be Decapitated (If He Can Reach His Head)

DAVID Haye was one of the main attractions at an open training session at the Hayemaker Boxing Gym, London. He shared centre stage with another David Haye – the one who stars in an app. It’s a game in which boxing technicians are invited to decapitate their opponent. You can now knock someone’s block off, literally. It mighty be the head of Haye’s next opponent, one Wladimir Klitschko. It might be anyone’s head. Haye just says it’s “a big anonymous Eastern European who’s going to get his head punched off… It takes skill and a lot of dedication to take a head off. But it can be done.”

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Posted: 15th, June 2011 | In: Sports | Comment


David Haye Buries Audley Harrison’s Career: Photos

DAVID Haye, all seductive bravado, jazzy Union Jack shorts and power, put the tin lid on Audley Harrison’s boxing career in the WBA World Heavyweight Championship Title fight at the MEN Arena, Manchester. The thing ended in a third-round stoppage. Haye marches on. Harrison wonders where it all went wrong…

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David Haye (left) in action with Audley Harrison during the WBA World Heavyweight Championship Title fight at the MEN Arena, Manchester.

Posted: 14th, November 2010 | In: Sports | Comment


David Haye Beats Nikolai Valuev In Pictures Designed To Make The Russian Look Even Larger

126ANORAK presents – in glorious high resolution pictures – images designed to make England’s David Haye look even smaller as he defeats Russia’s Nikolai Valuev, made to look even bigger, during the WBA World Heavyweight title fight at the Nuremberg Arena, Germany.

Haye wins on points. Photographers win on angles:

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England's David Haye (left) evades Russia's Nikolai Valuev during the WBA World Heavyweight title fight at the Nuremberg Arena, Germany

Posted: 8th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (2)


David Haye’s Mouth Takes On Nikolai Valuev’s Hairy Back

haye1DAVID Haye (right) is pictured face to stomach with WBA World Heaveywight Champion the Russian Nikolai Valuev with Don King (centre) during the weigh in for the WBA World Heavyweight Title bout at the Mercado, Nuremberg, Germany.

Great Britain’s David Haye faces the 7ft Russian Champion tomorrow night at the Nuremberg Arena in Germany.

The Facts & Figures:

Haye – 15st 8lb
Valuev – 22st 8lb

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Posted: 6th, November 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)