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Chelsea Balls: Didier Drogba Retires With His Scalps

YOU can only describe Didier Drogba’s career as a rollercoaster. He’s been sulky, wayward, stopped a civil war, been brilliant and of course, scored loads of ace goals. He’s also had rather suspect hair since forever, but we’ll let him off.

And now, Didier has dropped a hint that this season could be his last.

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Posted: 19th, November 2014 | In: Chelsea, Sports | Comment

Transfer balls: Wayne Rooney heads to the Chelsea that forgot Didier Drogba

TRANSFER balls: Is Wayne Rooney headed to Chelsea?

Jose Mourinho says Fernando Torres should be worried about the impending arrive of Wayne Rooney:

“I think he’ll be pleased because during his time here he was basically the only striker.”

Two words Jose: Didier Drogba…

Posted: 26th, July 2013 | In: Sports | Comment

Didier Drogba grabs Olympic torch from John Terry’s grasp

ALL eyes were on the look out for John Terry as Chelsea great Didier Drogba was handed the Olympic Torch. Having already claimed the European Cup and Best In Show at the Chelsea Flower Show, it’s already been a prolific week for JT, who is expected to fly to Cannes to claim the Palme D’or, from where he will return to take the top gong in the Orange Prize for Fiction and then th Orwell Prize.

Oddly, JT did not turn up to take the torch, having detoured to Hull, where he claimed the Best Tourism Event of the Year award for the Tall Ships event.

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Posted: 23rd, May 2012 | In: Sports | Comment

Cheating Chelsea striker Didier Drogba’s greatest dive

AND the winner of the Dive of the Year and Feigned Injury of the Year titles goes to Chelsea striker Didier Drogba. Once uon a time, Drogba looked at Barcelona – perhaps focussing on their midfielder Sergio Busquets and called them a “f**king disgrace”. Since then Barca have achieved glory. So. If you can’t beat them, join them. Here’s Didier investigating the Stamford Bridge grass for signs of dryness. And, after all, his face is his fortune…




Posted: 15th, March 2012 | In: Sports | Comment

Chelsea’s Lukaku Is Didier Drogba’s Number One Fan

NEW Chelsea wunderkid Romelu Lukaku is suing the press conference to tell the world that he is Didier Drogba’s No. 1 Fan:

“I used to have two Drogba jerseys – one to sleep in and another for when I played in the streets with my friends…I had a poster of Didier on the ceiling above my bed and another of Anelka just to the right. I always wore the same shoes as Didier and I subscribed to Chelsea TV to watch these clips they show of training. We have the same hair, my favourite number is also 11 and I know we can play in the same team because it works when we train together.”

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Posted: 24th, August 2011 | In: Sports | Comment

Cheryl Cole And Cook Up A Gay Storm

CHERYL Cole (nation’s sweetheart Cheryl Tweedy) and Black Eyes Peas front man (enemy of grammar) are being linked in love. Are they shagging? Is Cole giving the Black Eyes Peas man a black eye? Can the media and PRs produce a background story of love to help flog the idea that one-hit, lip-synching wonder Cheryl can support a talented big band like the Black Eyed Peas?

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

The Sun wonders and comes up with:

You’ve turned Cheryl gay, Ash

Lia Nicholls says that the boys at Chelsea FC have heard the news that Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie “might bed his estranged wife Cheryl”.

What the report said was that Fergie…:

“…told pal WILL.I.AM that SHE will bed CHERYL COLE before he does.”

Anorak read that as Fergie claiming to have more chance of shagging Cole than does, who has next to no chance.

Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Marriage

Anyhow the news is that John Terry, Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard and more have told Ashley Cole:

“You’ve turned your wife gay”.

Adding that in any threesome:

“You could have been in the middle of that!”

No, not and Cole – Cole and Fergie. Yeah, Sir Alex Ferguson, who also has more chance of shagging Cheryl Cole than does…

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Posted: 8th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment