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Heather Mills Court Case Pictures: Jury Calls Arsenal’s Eduadro And Aston Villa

THE monstering of amputee Heather Mills continues. The court calls Eduardo, Arsenal and Aston Villa’s “sick” and lame.

We’ve already told you of Michael Deacon, the Telegraph’s TV Features Editor, wondering if when Mills is spray tanned, as her nanny Sara Trumble alleges, that false leg gets a matching varnishing:

…Did the nanny have to spray Mills’s prosthetic leg too?

Deacon says the question is “mildly offensive”. It’s not offensive at all. It’s just an aside to the Mills-McCartney story, which has been relentlessly humourless and spiteful. There has been worse said of the Sun’s “Lady Mucca”. But the Telegraph wants it both ways.

When Arsenal’s Croatian striker has his leg snapped in an outbreak of anti-football, Aston Villa fans sang:

Eduardo..Woaahhh
Eduardo..Woahhhhh
He used to have silky skills
And now he walks like Heather Mills

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Posted: 31st, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment