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Old People Killed And Bodies Sold For Cremation

rest-home-fireIN “ELDERLY ‘KILLED AND BODIES SOLD FOR CREMATION SWAP’” Express readers learn:

GANGS are thought to be kidnapping and murdering elderly people, then selling the corpses for cremation to superstitious families who do not want their own dead loved ones incinerated.

Grandma is dead. Long live grandma! The problem could be finding an old dear who looks just like grandma and who won’t be missed. The UK pension system could benefit from this two-for-one deal. We trust any new ID cards will help nurses match the dead to the should-be dead. Better yet, if the barely moving target is fat or has smoked.

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Posted: 3rd, May 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comment


No ID Cards For The Welsh

SAY no to ID cars. But you can put all your details – and those of your friends – on Facebook, MySpace and other social media, and the Government can see them whenever they like.

Still, in Wales there will no Welsh ID cards – at least there will be no small ID cards:

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Posted: 7th, February 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (8)