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Probably The Best Story About James Corden Ever

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THIS is probably the best thing you’ll ever read about James Corden. Even the article gets bored halfway through a quote.

Spotter: @michaelmphysics

Posted: 9th, September 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


James Corden Says Something Truly Incredible About People At The Brits

Host James Corden, centre, takes a picture onstage with US recording artist Prince during at the BRIT Awards 2014 at the O2 Arena in London on Wednesday, Feb. 19, 2014.

Host James Corden, centre, takes a picture onstage with US recording artist Prince during at the BRIT Awards 2014 at the O2 Arena in London on Wednesday, Feb. 19, 2014.

 

FEEL free, at any point during this article, to tut to yourself “Cuh! Including yourself are we, Corden?”

James Corden has hit out at some of the “horrible” people who attended the Brit Awards while he was doing a very thorough job hosting the dreadful ceremony.

After four gigs, Corden decided to step down after the last one. Talking about his experiences at the annual hanging of pop music, during Michael McIntyre’s chat show, Corden was critical of some of the people who sit on the tables at the event.

“It was horrid,” Corden told McIntyre. “It is so much fun the week leading up to it and you get to see the bands, and then it is live and you are in this room full of people that don’t listen to anything you say. People who beg for a ticket turn up and pretend they are too cool to be there. They are all chatting, drinking and eating.”

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Posted: 15th, April 2014 | In: Celebrities, Music, TV & Radio | Comment


Tabloid rules: How to starve with Jude Law but not Justin Bieber or the Manchester United and Arsenal squads

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NICK Curtis wants to talk about stars, like Matt Smith, Jude Law, James Corden, Benedict Cumberbatch and Damien Hirst. But he needs to find a way to work the celeb beat. So. He talks about diets as well to his Evening Standard readers:

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a newly slimline figure must be on the 5:2 diet. That, at least, is the suspicion these days whenever a male acquaintance goes from chunky to chiselled in a matter of weeks, or a star like Colin Firth turns up at the Toronto Film Festival looking a shadow of the wet-shirted Mr Darcy that he once was. Matt Smith, Jude Law and Damien Hirst are among those who have also lost a lot of heft recently, possibly on the 5:2 diet.

We don’t know for sure whether these men ARE on the diet du jour, of course…

Ut with a few hundred words to fill and keywords to hit on Google, it’s useful to guess.

In other news, Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney, the entire Arsenal squad, Prince George, David Beckham, President Assad of Syria and Justin Bieber are on the 5:2 diet. Or not…

Posted: 18th, September 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Stan Collymore Blames World Cup Failure On ‘Jolly Old Pie Man’ James Corden

HURRAH for Steven Gerrard’s England who saw it as their patriotic duty to maintain the legend of 1966 and all that by playing abject football and allowing themselves to be soundly thrashed. Matthew Upson is now known as ‘Give It Up Son’, James Corden can be blamed by Stan Collymore on his Talk Sport show for being a “jolly old pie man” with his “big fat belly”.

And we give you five reasons why this World Cup was good for England:

1. The vuvuzelas drowned out the England supporters’ band
2. We can all go back to hating Ashley Cole
3. England are out nice and early so allowing true English football fans to enjoy the World Cup without James Corden and celebrity fanzzzz
4. Andy Murray is British
5. Big Brother can return to the front pages

And best of all – our WAGs can finally have a nice holiday…

Germany Thrash England At World Cup And It’s Fabio CRAP-ello: Pictures

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Joe Cole with wife Carly Zucker with their baby daughter Ruby at the Gary Player golf course in Sun City, South Africa.

Posted: 27th, June 2010 | In: Sports | Comments (3)


David Walliams Marries Lara Stone: In Photos

DAVID Walliams has married leggy Dutch model Lara Stone at Claridge’s Hotel in central London. Stone, 26, sported a £30,000 Ricardo Tisci of Givenchy dress. Walliams, 38, wore a suit. Guests wore smiles. Hello! And OK! wore a look of frustration – no showbiz mag sale here, folks. Also there: Matt Lucas, Robin Dashwood, Natalie Imbruglia, Alan Carr, Denise van Outen, Lee Mead, David Baddiel, Barbara Windsor, Jonathan Ross, Ronnie Corbett, James Corden, Jimmy Carr, Steve Coogan and Dale Winton. Forget the snark – this was a good do. Anorak has never been  fan of the tedious Little Britain, a flaccid bunch of gags dressed up in puke. But Walliams remains likeable.

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David Walliams and his new wife Lara Stone leave Claridge's Hotel in central London following their wedding.



Posted: 16th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


West Ham Mascot To Present Next Year’s Brits Awards

8233819JAMES Corden is the tabloids’ wannabe. He is the star of Situations Vancant. Only the other day, Corden was watching Peter Kay call Liam Gallagher a “knobhead” at the Brits and saying that:

“After watching Peter Kay I’m sure I could do better. Bring it on! Peter was good but he could have been even more enthusiastic.”

Corden is a comedy actor who went on to perform in a TV comedy sketch show with his Gavin And Stacey co-star Matthew Horne. They provided conclusive evidence that comedy without a good script and jokes is something else.

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Posted: 25th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Baftas: The Harper’s Bazaar Pre-Bafta Party Pictures

YOU might suppose that a “pre-BAFTA party” would feature some pre-BAFTA nominees. It turns out that Lancome and Harpers Bazaar’s do was like one of this Eurovision party’s people who like taffeta throw in their studio flats, except that the lounge is the St. Martin’s Lane Hotel and the peoples at loose end featured one Bafta nominee – Kate Winslet, Nicholas Hoult, Cat Deeley, James Corden, Bella Freud, Kate Winslet, Noel Clarke, Meredith Ostrom, Emilia Fox, Tallulah Riley and anyone interested in a free night out arrived. Tomorrow night there’s a pre-Oscar do at the Moon Under Tampon…

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Talulah Riley during a pre-Bafta party organized by Harpers Bazaar and Lancome, at the St. Martin's Lane Hotel in London.

Posted: 20th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Kate Moss, Girl Aloud And Not Cheryl Cole Do Fashion For Relief: In Pictures

PICTURES from the Fashion for Relief catwalk show at London’s Somerset House, with Alexandra Burke, Ronnie Corbett, Nicola Roberts, Kate Moss, Pixie Geldof, Kate Moss, Annabelle Neilson, Naomi Campbell, Jo Wood, James Corden, Geri Halliwell, David Walliams, Kimberley Walsh, Dame Shirley Bassey, Denise Van Outen, Piers Morgan but no Cheryl Cole. Haiti is grateful…

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Kate Moss on the runway during the Fashion for Relief catwalk show at Somerset House, central London.

Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Cheryl Cole’s Hugs And Jedward Present The National Television Awards Show In Pictures

AFTER Katie Price led the arrivals, Anorak stayed around to watch the National Television Awards winners take their gongs – a metal sperm coiled around a lamb’s sweetbread – spotting Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly collect the best Entertainment Programme award, Coronation Street’s Craig Gazey winning Best Newcomer, Stephen Fry taking Star Travel Documentary, EastEnders’ Lacy Turner clothing the Serial Drama Performance and James Corden collecting a trinkets for Gavin and Stacey, Jedward singing with Vanilla Ice:

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John and Edward Grimes (aka Jedward) with Vanilla Ice (center), at the National Television Awards 2010, at the 02 Arena, London.

Posted: 20th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Football video: Peter Crouch does “the rope”

AFTER scoring England’s opening goal against Ukraine last night, Peter Crouch introduced another celebration to his impressive repertoire.

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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Sports | Comment