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Real Madrid’s Kaka Sings With A Celico

REAL Madrid crock Kaka has apparently been filling his copious downtime with the kind of wholesome pursuits that you’d expect a man of God to, including taking the time out to write and record this hauntingly beautiful duet with his not-unattractive wife Caroline Celico.

Hear it on PIES

Posted: 23rd, September 2010 | In: Sports | Comment


The Kaka Tattoo Tapes: Why Kaka Didn’t Join Manchester City

FOR days, Manchester City fans toyed with the news that Kaka would leave AC Milan and take up residence in Eastlands.

Now Anorak can reveal why that deal did not go though and how it was too late for Manchester City fan Christopher Atkinson.

To an office in Milan. Kaka is seated in his football kit and boots. His agent is talking…

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Posted: 6th, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment


Gaga For Kaka: Tabloid Bingo For the Player Not As Shit As He Sounds

EVERYONE is going ga-ga for Kaka, the player who is not nearly as shit as he sounds.

But how much is he worth? Anorak puts a price at 15 gazillion, plus image rights, a free selection of SIX glass tumblers and as many fish fingers and pots of ownbrand sweet ‘n’ sour cook-in sauce he can place neatly in a two-minute Asda trolley dash.

The Sun: City bid £243m for Kaka

Daily Mirror: The £108m Man

Daily Star: A fee of £75million plus agents’ and other fees of a further £32million – £107m

Daily Mail: £100millon.

AC Milan last night paved the way for Brazil star Kaka to complete a £100million move to Manchester City by giving him permission to speak to the Premier League club.

DAILY TELEGRAPH: £135million – via the Sporting Life

£130m – via the BBC

Telegraph: Milan allow Kaka to speak with Manchester City after new £135m bid

Guardian: Kaka would join City for £108m, the agents involved would earn £18m and the player’s father £9m – £135m

Some way to go until the deal is done, and with exchange rate son the move, looks out for bids in excess of a £billion any day…

Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (3)