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Loch Ness Gollum Monster Washes Up In Panama: Pictures

monster-11NO sharks in the seas this summer, but the long wait for a tabloid monster is over  – Gollum Ness is discovered languishing on rock in Panama, where, as is alleged has it, local children on their way to a kebab shop beat it to death. As reported:

According to reports in Panama, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out of a cave while playing in the town of Cerro Azul north of Panama City. Fearing for the safety as it moved towards them, the youths claim they attacked the beast with sticks before throwing its lifeless body into a pool of water.

And then? And then.. And then it went missing.

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Posted: 17th, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comments (8)