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Princess Diana Gives Liberty To Asylum Seekers

by | 20th, August 2007

statue-of-liberty.JPG PRINCESS Diana, Our Lady of the Immaculate Hair-Do (And Clutch Bag) is on the Express’s cover.


The Express looks over the books at the Princess Diana Memorial Fund, which is “accused of wasting” £10million to promote the rights of asylum seekers and refugees.

For shame! Diana was the People’s Princess but only for her people. If asylum seekers want help they should get their own princess, like one of the Cheeky Girls. Come over her, take our Princess…

The Express wants it readers with access to a phone and the ability to dial unaided to vote “no” or “yes” to the question” “Should cash from the Diana fund go to asylum seekers?”

Many will be too shocked and saddened to move. And instead read on and learn that the Fund, which has £30million at its disposal, wants to finance schemes to give education, housing and healthcare to asylum seekers.

Plans for a Statue of Diana at Calais ferry port are, for now, misplaced. “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,” says Diana, the Colossus. “The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me.
I lift my lamp beside the golden door. Harvey Nics sale now on! Come one, come all.”

Alan Berry, founder of the Dian Appreciation Society, says: “Everyone knows Diana was interested in the issue of landmines, not asylum seekers.”

Sir Andrew Green, chairman of Migration Watch UK, says: “Most asylum seekers turn out to be bogus.”

But all of them turn out to be friends of Diana…

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