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A Free Taser Deflector With Every ID Card

by | 12th, May 2008

id-cards.jpgAFTER the news that CCTV images have made no difference to levels of crime in the UK, the Sun says our boys in near-black blue are to given taser guns.

Says Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary: “I can envisage a day when they could be routinely issued to all police officers.”

Anorak can envisage the day when CCTVs cameras are all linked by invisible lasers, which when broken trigger a blast of debilitating heat.

The only way to avoid being burnt alive is to carry a deflector, a small chip embedded into every identity card.

In time all the birds will die, but Smith will assure us that it’s a small price to pay for our freedom…

Posted: 12th, May 2008 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink