111-Year-Old Is First-Time Father
by Anorak | 7th, August 2008
Viagra-fuelled over-45s having risky sex with people they meet through the internet are being blamed for a surge in sexually transmitted diseases among the middle-aged.
111-year-old to be first-time father
The high-profile sex romp early this year of Henry, a century-old tuatara from Invercargill, has resulted in his lover Mildred laying 12 eggs…He had never shown an interest in mating until he was caught getting intimate with the much younger Mildred, aged between 70 and 80.
Museum staff put Henry’s newfound desire down to a cancer growth being removed from his bottom.
Growing old disgracefully…
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