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Lancashire Mafia Wants Gordon Brown Out

by | 14th, September 2008

“LANCASHIRE MAFIA SPRING HIT ON BROWN,” says the Mail on Sunday’s front page.

No, no Gordon Brown’s not got his own death cult. He’s not that exciting. It’s just the tabloids love to talk of Mafia when MPs are revolting: Tafia (Welsh MPs), Rafia (Ex-forces MPs), Fifafia (Football mad MPs), Dafia (Duck-faced Mps), Jafia (MPs Biscuit and Snacks Select Committee) and so on…

So here’s the Lancashire mafia. “Ta-ra-luv,” say the Lancashire mafia as they dispatch their mark with a rogue Eccles cake.

And the Laffia the are getting rid of the capo, wher is Jack Straw, MP for Blackburn, Lancashire:

Nhan Dan/VNA – Minister of Public Security Le Hong Anh and visiting Secretary of State for Justice of the UK Jack Straw on September 12 signed an agreement on prisoners’ transfer after their talks in Hanoi.

Yeah, he’s far far away in Vietnam talking about legal matters. Such bad planning, eh…

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