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The Candy Woman Can: Amy Winehouse Rots Your Teeth

by | 12th, October 2008

TO the celebrity fairground, where Amy Winehouse is working the candy floss mixer.

The blend of refined sugar and food dyes might be enough to get a toddler off his face, but adults need more oopmf to get on a decent buzz.

While juice is the alcopop starter beverage, candy floss was only ever a kindergarten E. Until now.

Rav Singh, the NOTW’s showbiz gossip, is peering into the celebrity bowl. He notices:

I can reveal that AMY WINEHOUSE is hooked on a new way of taking cocaine— mixing it with candyfloss.

It’s the brainchild of Babyshambles guitarist Mik Whitnall, of whom a source tells us:

“It was Mik’s idea. The candyfloss machine was Amy’s pride and joy and he thought it would be funny to give it a boost. He and some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realised what they’d done. She now thinks it’s a hoot to do the same.”

In yer face sherbet dib-dabs. You needs sugar frosting to get a perk on when the kids are down with candyfloss?

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