Anorak News | When Leaving The White House Wash Hands

When Leaving The White House Wash Hands

by | 29th, October 2008

ANORAK has been browsing the White House: “Fact Sheet: Ensuring a Smooth and Effective Presidential Transition.”

While Barack Obama uses his 30-minute long infomercial to advertise himself and the O-thimaster from Obama Solutions Inc. and new device for fat-free cooking, his staffers plan for the big move.

The directive goes…

Today, the Transition Coordinating Council (TCC) will meet for the second time, continuing the Administration’s comprehensive transition efforts. The peaceful transfer of power from one Presidential Administration to the next is a hallmark of American democracy.

And on…

With our Nation at war, our homeland targeted by terrorist adversaries, and our economy facing serious challenges, the Administration is committed to establishing and executing a transition plan that minimizes disruption, maintains continuity, and addresses the major changes in government since the 2000 transition, including the Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act of 2004, as well as the creation of the Department of Homeland Security, the Director of National Intelligence, and the Homeland Security Council.

And on leaving the White House…

Change locks

Cancel MAD magazine subscription

Replace all French door signs and books with English language equivalents

Place traditional apple pie in Presidential bed

Hide ashtrays

Leave soiled nappy in lining of Presidential couch

Wash hands…

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