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The Best Dorset Lapland Top 10 Christmas Album Ever

by | 4th, December 2008

“ANGRY people just kept shouting,” says Elf No.1, an escapee from Dorset’s trashed version of Lapland. “It was really doing my health in.”

Anorak is listening, and for small charitable donation will represent Elf No.1 and eLf No.2 before Mr E. Bunny at the Fairyland court of arbitration.

But hey, kids, it’s Christmas. Sing. Sing. Sing!!!

Don’t Come All Ye Faithful
Angels Ring The Tills Of Glory
Ava It Away Maria
Christians Awake Salute The Happy Moron
Bish Bosh Merrily On Low
All I Want For Christmas Is My Money Back
Deck The Fools
I Saw Mummy Punching Santa Claus
Rudolph The Base-Faced Bastard
Shite Christmas

And many many more…

Available on CD for £30 o.n.o. CD might be blank and look like an old tape.



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