Kary Perry And Travis McCoy Do A Kosher Split
NOT Lily Allen Katy Perry and a Travis McCoy have split.
As is the way of celebrity, and attracted to the spotlight, while Katy was hosting a New Years do, Travis updated his blog about his more famous associate:
We fight every night, now that’s not kosher
I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer
And wake up to be greeted by an argument again
You act like you’re ten
Travis is a rapper. And rhyming kosher with closer and again and ten. Can Travis make from Perry’s bed and into Anorak’s list the worst pop music lyrics ever?
Here’ to trying’ operatience:
But that’s not my order of operations
So I should win an award for lots of patience
Academia nuts:
My friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess
The best looking girl in the whole U.S.
But every time you scream, you blow your finesse
Tryin’ to dis the Profess-
Oh Pandora, I adore ya…
Oh Felicity, your simplicity
Oh Katy, your Boom Bang-a-Bang…
Or as Old Mr Anorak puts it:
Don’t let your indecision
Take you from behind
Trust your inner vision
Don’t let others change your mind
Sorting the rap from the less so rappy…
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Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
