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Chantelle Houghton Bags Jermain Defoe

by | 6th, February 2009

IT was ever going to be so for Chantelle Houghton, erstwhile Big Brother winner, wearer of the gargantuan Jordans and now Wag to Tottenham Hotspur footballer Jermain Defoe, a man caught in a time loop.

One year ago, the News of the World told us:

“SPURS ace Jermain Defoe rolls off the busty mistress he has kept secret for an astonishing SEVEN YEARS… and plants the cups of her giant 36GG bra on his head.”

Now it’s the turn of Chantelle to observe Defoe’s “unusual pigmentation” and watch as he keeps the chill off his sensitive ears.

Chantelle is seen on the cover of the Sun, and again inside the paper, where she is walking behind her man, who is on crutches.

From her arm, dangles a huge black bag, into which Defoe jumps whenever an old flame approaches, secreted among Chantelle’s spare parts and snuggled next to Preston.

Chantelle also looks terrifically bored – which is Wag talent that money alone cannot buy…

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