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Fat Jessica Simpson Melts On Stage

by | 7th, February 2009

JESSICA Simpson is now so fat – putting the size ten in tennis court – that she is melting beneath the arc lights on stage.

To the Rascal Flatts gig in Grand Rapids Michigan, where Jessica is fighting back tears, mumbling and looking about as comfortable as a fattened goose in a Frenchman’s sauna.

At one point, she had her seven-piece band stop, then start over, during the up-tempo “Pray Out Loud.” After that, she forgot the lyrics to her single “Come on Over,” causing her to apologize to the audience.

Things got so bad that, while introducing her closing song, “Do You Know,” the singer said there have been times when she felt like walking off the stage — “like tonight.”

Eat your heart out, Amy Winehouse – and the move onto the liver, profiteroles and a lard burger – there’s a new talent in town. A big one!

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