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Ryanair Considers Charging For Using The Onboard Toilet

by | 27th, February 2009

RYANAIR is considering charging passengers for using the onboard toilet.

Chief executive Michael O’Leary says the airline is looking at maybe installing a “coin slot on the toilet door”.

Given that you can get a On Ryanair you can get a blowjob in business class (ask her how) the privy door might include a Victorian erotic peep hole for those waiting in line (£1 a minute).

In First Class you get a commode, so they say.

Consumer group Which? says Ryanair is putting “profit before passengers”.

“One thing we have looked at in the past, and are looking at again, is the possibility of maybe putting a coin slot on the toilet door, so that people might actually have to spend a pound to spend a penny in future,” O’Leary tells BBC television.

“I don’t think there is anybody in history that has got on board a Ryanair aircraft with less than a pound.”

That’s what those scanners at friskers at airports are for – checking your wallets for loose change.

The sums have been done and new ways dreamt up to part you from your cash.

Would you like to give to charity? Would you like a drink? Would you like to poo in the toilet (£1), use of toilet paper (50 per segment; to be bought prior to boarding), and to flush the chain (10p)?

Would you like to land at your chosen destination on time, tomorrow, or whenever it suits us? Pay accordingly…

Posted: 27th, February 2009 | In: Key Posts, Money Comments (7) | TrackBack | Permalink