Anorak News | Child Predator Hands

Child Predator Hands

by | 2nd, April 2009

FOR SALE – Child Predator Hands, a must have for all child predators.

Buy now and we’ll throw in a FREE Gary G-Litter Bin to store all your child predotor goods in!

Bring out the Paedo Puppet in your life!

“I would have had to have waited years for my hands to look like this – but now with Child Predator hands I look like a real paedo in a trice. Thanks Peado hands!”

Health warning: Putting on these hands will not make you a child predator, but you may start thinking like one…”

Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Money Comment | TrackBack | Permalink