Pakistan Cricket On Stumps And Shoaib’s Genital Viral Warts
THE Pakistan Cricket Board announces that Shoaib Akhtar – the Rawalpindi Express – will not be bowling at the World Twenty20 on account of his discreet matter:
The PCB has withdrawn Shoaib Akhtar from the 15-man squad for next month’s World Twenty20, saying – in an unusually revealing statement – that he had been diagnosed with genital viral warts.
Former Pakistan fast bowler Sarfaraz Nawaz is more gentlemanly:
“The problem is that there is too much emphasis on gym training for bowlers and as a result while the upper body of the bowlers is strong their legs are weak and they constantly face fitness problems.”
That’s stumps…
Note: Last night your writer was at a talk given by Henry Olonga – it was an evening in which Henry sang Nessun Dorma. Play it again, Shoaib…
Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
