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Big Brother’s Noirin Kelly Was On MTV’s The Real World

by | 9th, June 2009

test-cardBIG Brother’s Noirin Kelly appeared on MTV’s The Real World Sydney in 2007.

It seems that Big Brother really has run out of contestants, featuring as it now does Page 3 stunna Sophie Reade, Page 3 stunna’s lover Kris Donnelly, Indian national Sree Dasari, Russian Angel McKenzie, Brazilian Rodrigo Lopes,  FHM high street honey Karly Ashworth, and American Cairon Austin-Hill.

That’s four non-domestic wannabes. Britain has run out of reality TV labour. Big Brother presents The Windrush Wannabes.

It turns out that the last people left in Blighty who are not celebs are Gayza Charlie Drummond, Saxondale Marcus Atkin, Weeping Saffia Corden, Bagpus Siavash Sabbaghpour, Farty Meldman Freddie George Fisher, preachy Sophia Brown and chippy Lisa Wallace.

Seven people.

That is all that remains of the non-celebrity demogrpahic. And now to that is gone.

We are calling for a new kind of telly that seeks to make the famous not famous. Yes, people, it’s time to bring back the Testcard…

Zoe Ball will be presenting The 100 Best Testcard Moments on Channel 4 this weekend.

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