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Susan Boyle Goes Home

by | 14th, June 2009

boyle-brownSUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news. Susan goes home.

TO the Susan Boyle, sorry, Britain’s Got Talent road show, and people who like seeing crying children are flooding in.

And Susan Boyle is missing. While the crew scatter drawing pins on the stage and pinch the kids, Manchester waits for La Boyle. But she is not singing. Not today.

Says a spokesman:

“She has been advised to rest today. She has done three amazing performances but she is being advised to rest.”

Saving the world takes it out of you. Susan must rest now. Susan is like ET, and must be reunited with Pebbles in her mother ship lest she waste away. Does Hollie Steel have a bike?

Meanwhile, Gordon Brown also grows week. And people begin to wonder…

Posted: 14th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink