Anorak News | Hazel Blears Unveils Labour Party’s New Election Slogan

Hazel Blears Unveils Labour Party’s New Election Slogan

by | 10th, August 2009

7692613THE ever popular Hazel Blears is the victim of street crime as vandals smash the windscreen of her Citreon Xsara Picasso and slashs all four tyres while she knocks on doors in Cemetery Road, Weaste, Greater Manchester.

Blears has not yet put in a claim for the KitKat biscuit, hot cup of tea (served in a hastily bought Ming Dynasty mug) nor the 5,649 sugars she was encouraged to buy to calm her nerves.

And we ask: who dunnit? Who dun over Blears’ motor?

Daily Mail: “’Angry voters’ attack Hazel Blears’ car while she tours her constituency”

Constituent Norman Eaton, 51, who spotted the MP in her car after the attack, said: ‘This is the people of Salford telling her that they don’t accept what she has done.’

Daily Telegraph: “Hazel Blears’s car smashed up while she speaks to voters”

She added: “This is just the actions of a tiny minority.”

That could serve as the new Labour slogan.

Says Ms Blears, im empathetic mode:

“This kind of thing has happened to many people in Salford. I think it was just kids on a hot afternoon with nothing better to do.”

Time to give reduce the legal voting age, then, Hazel?

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