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PETA: Nia Long Fights The Fur Holocaust, Ronald McDonald Eats Children And Fat Vegetarians

by | 11th, August 2009

nialongpetaPETA Watch: Nia Long is a Holocast survivor, McDonald’s Unhappy Meals frighten children and vegetatians are fat people too…

PETA’S new dumb Animal of the month is actress Nia Long, who refuses to wear fur, but, as D-listed notes, “she’s okay with wearing ten million layers of Photoshop!

Nia has no crotch. Instead she has a shiny pole and a pudenda shaped like the kind of thing euro brats ski over. She also has no navel. This is what happens what you spend time naked on the New York Subway – you’re body reacts and mutates. (Peta, via YBF.)

Says Nia – As a mother…

“When I became a mother, I started to really understand the importance of all living creatures in a way that I didn’t ever think about before… There’s no difference, in my opinion, [between fur and] slavery or the Holocaust. It’s just that we’re not dealing with human beings, we’re dealing with animals, but it’s still a living thing.”

When the Austrians poured lice powder over the Jews, Nia wept. Those poor little bitty live never hurt anyone. When the rats had to live with the slaves, Nia wailed. But the truth hurts. And Peta can handle the truth, whatever the Photoshop evedence says to the contrary. has news of Peta’s anti-McDonald’s drive:


“Unhappy Meals” featuring a knife-wielding Ronald McDonald and bloody rubber chickens are upsetting parents who say the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are unfairly targeting their kids at McDonald’s restaurants across the country…

“I don’t want my son to be around something like this. This is not fair for a child,” Stephaine Gipson told FOX23 News in Albany.

Says PETA spokeswoman Lindsay Rajt, with no hint of irony

“I think children and adults deserve to be told the truth — and that’s that behind Ronald McDonald’s smile is cruelty to animals,”

In other news, Simon Scowl alerts us to this gem:
I would like to express my outrage at a billboard I recently saw in Jacksonville, Florida. My family was visiting, and I was planning on taking them to the beach to enjoy the beautiful day when i saw a billboard that made me want to cry.

And what’s behind Nia Long’s figure is something other than sesame seed buns.

Fat vegetarians. Don’t eat meat, be thin. Like Boy George, or him

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