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Angelina Jolie Goes Back To Namibia

by | 25th, August 2009

IN this week’s Hello! we learn that Coleen Rooney hosts a party in which her unborn baby was the “star party guest”, Angelina Jolie makes a return to Namibia, Andrea Corr is married – exclusively! – and Jason Durr gets his twins…

To Coleen’s Rooney’s Cheshire party.

imagespeace_20baby_smallIt turns out that Coleen didn’t order the tattooist but went for the sonographer, who brought along a 4D scanning machine to the party.

“You can see the baby’s features and movement,” says a source.


JASON Durr is an actor on Heartbeat.

He’s also father to twins: Felix Montgomery and Velvet Josephine. Should they ever make it big in the world of showbizniz, Felix is a shoo-in for the cat food gig and Velvet can get the pantyliner contract.

They will also share a terrific anecdote, nay, an “extraordinary, emotional journey that proceeded their arrival”. You see: “The twins were conceived with the help of a Los Angeles-based egg donor…

In the current climate of Julia Roberts’ twins, Jennifer Lopez’s twins, Sarah Jessica Parker’s twins, Ricky Martin’s twins and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twins. Showbiz IVF twins are about as extraordinary as the news that Jordan sleeps on her back.

7729677ON the front page of Hello! is news of “exclusive photos” of the wedding of Andrea Corr to A. Billionaire.

The photos are indeed stunning because there is not shot of the actual wedding, just shots of the wedding party entering a church in Ireland.

Hello! no longer has scoops – it just has a few pictures. And to prove it, the magazine once more dredges up its pictures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in Namibia for the birth of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (may her name be forever held in the highest organ).

Is it too early to talk of the death of Hello?

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