Haiti Fashion Relief: Sarah Brown And Naomi Campbell Call For Victims To Smarten Up

SARAH Brown, wife to unelected Prime Minister, Gordon Brown tilts her head towards Naomi Campbell and pleads with us to support “FASHION FOR RELIEF”, a campaign to get fashion into Haiti. Just as soon as Gordon Brown has set his moral compass, emergency fashion will be dropped on Port-au-Prince (pronounced on trendy Channel 4 news as Pourt-oh-Prarnce).

Who needs women leaders of the free world when we can get Sarah Brown to pull on a smart business suit and plead with Sir Philip Green to airdrop Kate Moss on Haiti in time for the next news bulletin?

Anyone else sick of those men in dusty T-shirts? Although the more responsible women are sporting on-trend headscarves?

Fashion for Haiti! The sooner Sarah Brown gets her own signature perfume the better off we and the people of Haiti will all be…

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Naomi Campbell at the launch of her Fashion For Relief campaign to help raise money for the mothers and babies that have been affected by the earthquake in Haiti.

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Posted: 25th, January 2010 | In: Politicians Comments (9) | TrackBack | Permalink