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Cheryl Cole Divorce: Pauline Prescott, Sue Carroll, Toni Terry And Hating Ashley Cole

by | 19th, February 2010

prescott-diariesCHERYL Cole, Ashley Cole and Pauline Prescott are the subject of much thinking by Sue Carroll, the Mirror’s opinion maker and former. Ashley Cole is portrayed as the bad man. The media do not like this Chelsea and England player. But two shags John Prescott is liked. Why? Both are vomitous.

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Pauline Prescott has a book out, an autobiography – Smile Though Your Heart is Breaking. As we read about Prescott shagging his secretary, John Prescott opined:

“I admit that I have acted stupidly and caused great distress to my wife and family. But Pauline and I would now like to request the media to give us the privacy, space and time to allow us to try to rebuild our marriage.”

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And after that long wait here’s the autobiography:

“The installation of my new loo became my salvation… [It was] the only thing I had to look forward to.”

As Carol Midgley observes:

Of course, technically speaking we all have a stake in whatever powder-room furnishings the Prescotts eventually chose; in 2006 Mr Prescott submitted £2,076.83 in expenses claims for redecoration work that included doing up his downstairs lavatory ad £112.52 for the repair of a WC seat.

Sonia Wild

Sue Carroll says of Pauline Prescott, wife to John Prescott, the MP and former Deputy Prime Minister who shagged his secretary:

If anyone knows about survival, it’s Pauline Prescott

And being a celebrity selling books, Carroll? Experience this:

But Pauline did something extraordinary and steeled herself to examine, forensically, the wreckage of her marriage.

A bit like Toni Poole, then, who stood by her man John Terry? Right, Sue?

“We’re proud of our relationship, and so in love,” bleated Toni applying sun cream to her husband’s manly torso. Oh please, credit us with some common sense, you’ve been bought like a piece of gold from a Dubai souk.

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Pauline Prescott:

* She studied photos of her husband with his lover and devoured every word of the mistress’s story and was right to do so because what she found in them was weakness and frailty.

All that remained in this mess was her strength and dignity. So while he hid, she faced the world in dark glasses. When he wanted to resign, she told him he bloody well couldn’t.
And the day he came home and sneaked back into the marital bed she muttered: “You cheeky bugger.”

“But,” as she whispered to me over dinner, “he’s MY cheeky bugger.”

Barbara Taylor Bradford – you have your muse.

Try to breathe. And with senses regained and carpets chewed, enjoy this from Sue Carroll on Ashley Cole:

Why Cheryl Cole shouldn’t fight for her marriage to Ashley any longer

Why, Sue?

* But, if events of the past few weeks have taught us anything, it’s the shocking realisation footballers inhabit an immoral, decadent place where the rules of ordinary society don’t apply.

Replace footballers for politicians. Go on, Sue:

They behave like medieval princes in their own personal fiefdoms with armies of obliging wannabes at their beck and call. And the great mystery is this – they get away with it.

You want to go on? Feel up to it?

At the moment she needed him most Cole let her down. Above the humiliation, embarrassment and disappointment this is the real betrayal.

Surely for Cheryl there are only two words left.

Game over.

Ask yourself this Cheryl: what would Pauline Prescott do? Grout the tiles. Get into bed with her husband. Get her hair done. And write a book… With dignity.

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