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Cheryl Cole, Derek Hough, A Terrier In The Bedroom And Ashley Cole’s Women

by | 23rd, February 2010

derek-hough-1CHERYL Cole and Ashley Cole continue to dominate the red-tops front pages. Readers get to learn more of Derek Hough. The news round-up:

The Sun says Derek has been “comforting” Cheryl Cole for “seven hours”. The Star counts “nine hours”. The Star sees him leave Cheryl Cole’s hotel at 4am. The Sun sees him leave at 4:15am. Both papers lead with shot of Derek Hough carrying a dog.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

The Sun has now written more about Chelsea and England’s Ashley Cole sex life more than it has about his club captain and former national skipper John Terry. Ashley Cole once sued the Sun and won. John Terry gives the Sun exclusives.

Why John Terry Escapes And The Sun Guns For Ashley Cole

The media narrative is clear: Ashley Cole is bad. And Chelsy Cole, the woman with “Mrs Cole” tattooed on the back of her neck who once assaulted a toilet worker, who told us that we must fight for our love, sold her wedding photos to OK! and posed for pictures with an ice cream sundae between her thighs is “dignified”.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Cheryl Cole is married. As the Sun says:

American Derek went to the Girls Aloud beauty’s hotel room and emerged smiling broadly.

An onlooker said: “He looked very pleased with himself.”

The inference seems to be that Cheryl and Derek are romancing, if not having sex. If so, then are we going to read how Derek had no idea Cheryl was married until he searched her name on the internet, in the manner of Ann Corbitt, who says she shagged Ashley?

The Mirror uses its front page to frame question:

“So what was Derek doing in Cheryl’s hotel room till 4am?”

In this “exclusive”, the Mirror says Derek Hough spent almost “10 hours” with Chezza. A friend of his tells us:

“He would never do anything unless she was single.”

So. What’s the story, then? Cheryl Cole chills out with mate in LA?

The Sun lines up “ASHLEY’S FIVE CONQUESTS”, a list that includes Sonia Wild, who only ever received a picture of Cole in his knickers and texts massages.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

4265704546_acd198a6b6Anyhow, here’s the Sun on Derek Hough:

Derek – who had already enjoyed three dates with the X Factor star – arrived at the London hotel in West Hollywood at 7.30pm. He was carrying the pet terrier and wearing jeans and a tight white top. He left looking bleary-eyed and drove away in his Audi A3.

The final word we give to Jan Moir, the Mail’s spittle-flecked columnist, who manages to sum up the story and the media’s take on it in one line:

Back in London, Ashley Cole is coming to terms with his sleazy new reputation as the low life, big bad wolf who humiliated the nation’s favourite Snow White

Such are the facts…

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