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Ashley Cole Goes German As Cheryl Cole Gives Him The Boot

by | 14th, March 2010

CHERYL Cole has told Ashley Cole to “GET OUT”. Cheryl has asked for privacy in the matter of her impending divorce from England’s World cup hero (surely disgusting love rat? – ed).

Dean Piper says:

Furious Cheryl Cole threw ­disgraced husband Ashley out after just 20 minutes when he turned up for their first face-to-face meeting in a month.

Or as football fans might put it:

Cheryl failed to offer care and love to England left back Ashley Cole in a cruel snub that threatens to the country’s World cup bid.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Until the World Cup, when Ashley holds aloft the famous trophy, it’s is Cheryl who is the “nation’s sweetheart”.

Heartbroken Cheryl refused to speak to him, see him or even allow him into the same room as her at their £3million mansion, we can reveal. She stayed out of sight in the living room in a humiliating snub to philandering Cole, who was given just a few minutes to pack some clothes.

Privately, of course.

Then enraged Cheryl got her mother Joan, 50, to show him the door.

Thrown out of your own home by your mother in law… Poor Ashley. Says a source:

“She’s sick to death of being labelled a pushover. She’s going to talk to him on her terms when she wants to. She was livid that he turned up at the house with hardly any warning.”

Unless she had read the papers’ front-page headlines about Ashley’s home coming and the day-on-day news that he wanted to speak with her and would come back to do so.

Anyhow what are the facts?

The England defender arrived shortly after 7.15pm in the back of a Volkswagen Touareg 4X4, ducking down to try to avoid being pictured.

A VW? To think that things have gotten this bad for Ashley who only a few short months earlier had been roaring about in his Lamborghini. Now’s he’s in a VW. Is this any way to prepare for the World cup.

Less than half an hour later, he left apparently concealed in the boot of a Range Rover which sped off towards central London with bags of his ­possessions piled up on the back seat.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

He’s in the boot, like a dead body or a spare tyre? England’s best defender – the one with the broken ankle – is in the boot? A source explains:

“It must have been agony for him in the boot given his injury – but it was a pretty fitting exit.”

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Cole’s given himself the boot? In other news:

Comedian Rufus Hound has walked away with the Let’s Dance For Sport Relief title after performing an entertaining spoof of Cheryl Cole’s number one Fight For This Love.

He was last seen comforting Ashley Cole, allegedly…

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

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