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Jennifer Aniston’s Brad Pitt ‘Meltdown’

by | 23rd, March 2010

WANT to hear about Jennifer Lopez’s “FURIOUS SHOWDOWN WITH BRAD”. That’s Brad Pitt. You do? Well, step this way. And you can also learn “Why she was left in tears”.

Before we invited our hair language expert to analyse what Brad’s trash bin diver’s beard says to Jennifer’s silky hair, the National Enquirer says “sobbing” Aniston has had a “full-on meltdown following a vicious argument with ex-husband Brad Pitt”.

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There then follows one of the most ironic stories of all time. You will note that ever since Bradgelina released the lawyers on the NoTW for saying they had split up, stories of Pitt and Jolie have been supportive and, well, nice.

No organ offered more on the Jolie-Pitt-Aniston love triangle story than the Enquirer, which for years led with news that Brad was on his way back to Jen; Jen had rejected Brad; Angelina was upset with Jen and Brad; Brad and Jen would like to shag in a Spitfire found on moon; and more incredible insights. Now enjoy:

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Jennifer Aniston “incurred the wrath of her onetime spouse by referring to him romantically in a recent interview. Pitt, 46, hit the roof…complaining it was time for Jen to ‘get a life and move on’.

Can you handle any more? An insider adds:

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“Brad has had it with Jen constantly whining on about their marriage to anyone who will listen, which has gone on for years now and should have been over a long time ago…”

Replace the word “Jen” with “tabloids” and you’ve got your real story.

Angelina Jolie Pictures (NSFW)

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