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In Pictures: Jesse James And Woman No. 6: Skittles Valentine

by | 1st, April 2010

JESSE James, Sandra Bullock’s talented estranged husband, currently being monstered as a Nazi in the press is alleged to have been one Vanilla Gorrilla in a simian foursome with Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, a latex glove, Eric McDougall and get ready – Skittles Valentine.

After Bayeux Bombshelter Michelle McGee, Mel Smith, Brigitte Daguerra and more, meet Skittles Valentine.

Michelle McGee (NSFW)

Gone Hollywood gives this rubbing of ink the headline:

Jesse James Had Unprotected Sex with a Man

Jesse James is a gay Nazi? The story get no less fantastic when we meet Eric McDougall, head inscriber at Ocean Beach Tattoo and Piercing in San Diego, and his receptionist and walking appointment diary Skittles Valentine.

Skittles claims she had sex with Jesse without a condom. And no, there is no news that James shagged McDougall.

“Michelle came into my shop and was like, ‘I’d like to introduce you to my boyfriend. I recognized Jesse right away.”

And then the immortal line, yer honour, as uttered by Mr Eric, and reported in Life & Style:

“Jesse and Michelle both wanted Skittles.”

Even if she does rot your teeth, allegedly. The love tableau ends, as the story goes, with McGee and Skittles having a fight. Says Eric:

“Maybe I used a latex glove. I don’t know. Sometimes as a last-case scenario I tie a latex glove finger off.”

After he’s put it on?

Image: no copyright attibuted.

In Pictures: Jesse James Women, Alleged (NSFW)


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