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Obama Blames Italy For Mariner Energy Fire In Gulf?

by | 3rd, September 2010

IN the Gulf of Mexico, Mariner Energy’s 13 workers fled the rig they were working on caught fire.

This rig is to the west of the earlier BP explosion that had killed 11 workers.

There are no reports of oil being spilt – yet. But we do live in an endangered world, and we call on David Cameron to phone Barack Obama and ask for Mariner’s head honcho to be hauled before the UN to explain himself.

Obama should then go on the TV and pronounce Mariner as Mareen-ar-ei, to emphasise the word’s Italian heritage.

Obama will then field questions on past horrors and remind everyone that BP is British, Lehman Brothers were German and Exxon Valdez sounds sorta Spanish…

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Posted: 3rd, September 2010 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink