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Sheryl Crow Is Selling Her Green Mansion: Photos And Toilet Paper Included

by | 30th, November 2010

PROPERTY Porn time again, readers, as we take look at global warming activist Sheryl Crow’s home, which is for sale by auction. It’s in Middle Tennessee, which may or may not be a real place. (Wonder if you can see Al Gore’s Peoples’ Ark from the pool?)

Sheryl is the singer and star or the 2007 “Stop Global Warming College Tour” (on the road), the star who told us to use only one square of paper per bowel movement.

I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what’s called a “dining sleeve.” The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another “dining sleeve,” after usage. The design will offer the “diner” the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product.

Green Sheryl is selling her gigantic home:

6662 Cross Keys Road is 150+/- Acres, 10,264+/- Sq Ft Home; Gated Entry with Security System; Brick Construction [she’s showing off]; Five Bedrooms; Seven Full Baths; One Half Bath [bring your own toilet paper]; Six Car Attached Garage; Private In-Law or Nanny Quarters; 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath Guest House; Additional residence on farm (with Life Estate); Fourteen Stall Barn; Indoor Riding Arena with lighting and sprinkler system; Theater Room; Music Studio- Incorporating additional living space; Salt Water Pool & Spa with Pergola; and recording studio.

An it is all “in a French style”. Because the French love that sort of stuff. Just love it.

Oh, and in case you think one woman and her child have a clown foot-sized carbon footprint, there’s a ‘Solar Farm’ “generating over 40% reduction in electric costs”.

Oh, and there are the “hardwoods” on the floor. It’s what the trees would have wanted…

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