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Britney Spears Getting Sued For Picking Her Nose And Farting Loads

by | 21st, July 2011

ANORAK readers are, on the whole, disgusting pigs. So are we writers of this esteemed online publication. We all sit around eating our bogeys, winding off in our ill-fitting trousers covered in sex stains and generally making everyone else feel wholly adequate.

However, we’re all in good company as it transpires that Britney Spears is an absolute pig of a human.

See, a while ago, Spears’ former bodyguard – Fernando Flores – filed suit against the singer for sexual harassment. He said that she was sending him naked pictures and doing that whole ‘Oops! I appeared to have bent over and forgotten to pop some knickers on!’ thing.

He didn’t like that, so promptly went about suing her exposed buttocks.

Of course, the story died down, but thanks to Flores, it isn’t going away. This is because he’s filed new papers that feature new information that claims Britney is a bit of a scumbag.

He says that Britters exposed herself regularly, made unwanted sexual advances, uses meth, farts like a champion, doesn’t take showers, picks her nose and generally disgusts this man paid to be brave.


Brit’s reaction to these new claims is rather curt: “He’s a liar.”

Anyway, Flores’ exact words are as follows:

“She broke wind or picked her nose unselfconsciously and unapologetically and she was constantly and gratuitously loud and profane. She did not bathe for days, did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks.”

This has left Flores seeking damages and feeling depressed and anxious. Diddums.


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NO COMMERCIAL USE: Britney Spears on stage at The London Arena. The star later went on to Planet Hollywood where she hosted her Farewell European Tour Party for celebrity friends and supporters.

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