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Ashton Kutcher’s Refreshingly ‘Dishonest’ Sympathetic Backstory: Stringing Demi Moore Along

by | 12th, November 2011

ASTON Kutcher “is working so hard to court Demi, 49, that he accidentally wrote a tweet making light of sexual abuse“. Yep, it was not his lack of research, stupidity nor alleged cheating on Moore with “hot-tub ready” slappers that caused him to cheer for an alleged child abuser and Joe Paterno, a man some might call an enabler – it was his love for Demi Moore. Before that clanger Kutcher’s twitter feed was mostly famous for broadcasting a photo of his Demi Moore’s bottom.

Now the New York Post reports.

“He’s been in a bubble. He works 12-hour days, is trying to save his marriage and is involved in the management of close to a dozen Internet companies, so he didn’t really know what he had done until it was too late. He feels terrible.”

Everything about Kutcher is a misunderstanding.

On this aforesaid tweet he later offered:

As of immediately I will stop tweeting until I find a way to properly manage this feed. I feel awful about this error. Won’t happen again.

Yep. He’s not a vain idiot. He’s just got tweet management issues. His horse’s arse once tweeted:

My dad always said “I’ll believe when I hear it from the horses mouth.” twitter is the horses mouth. no more “well the news said …”

Maybe tweeting is part of Kutcher’s heavy workload that’s made him, allegedly, neglect his marriage. It’s not Sara Leal, who claims he shagged her in a hotel room that’s the issue: it’s those dozen Internet companies he runs- and they must be the only tech firms not to feature pages on Ashton’s alleged extra-marital sex life..

The source goes on:

“They both want to work things out. They are doing a lot of talking and Kabbalah counseling. Despite all that has happened, when it comes down to it, they both really love each other.”

Can he string her along with Kabbalah…? Geddit?! (Allegedly.)


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