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Rick Sartonum is a social lubricant cocktail

by | 7th, March 2012

RICK Santorum’s anal issues have inspired a new cocktail.The Brooklyn Paper reports:

“People really like it even though it’s named after something gross — both the person and the Dan Savage meaning,” said John Rauschenberg, co-owner of Pacific Standard. “It’ll be an election fixture at least until primary season is over.”

The duo behind the beer hole near St. Mark’s Place often put out cocktails with suggestive names, such as the Corn Holed Fashioned or Mike Gallego’s Cup.

But the Santorum, a milky mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters and chocolate flakes, seems to be sticking.

We won’t explain how the drink matches up with an alternate definition of the word “Santorum,” as The Brooklyn Paper is a family publication — but the bar’s liberal proprietors are certain it’ll satisfy any boozy desires.

The “social lubricant” will go down well…(fnar)….

Spotter: Joe.My.God

Posted: 7th, March 2012 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink