Rock Bottom: Celebrity Police Forget Paul Burrell
THE Sun’s plan to mend Brocken Britain by grassing up celebrities to the UK‘s Celebrity Police Force is floundering.
The grim news is that Paul Burrell will not be prosecuted for perjury despite confessing that he lied at Princess Diana’s inquest. And Burrell has every right to feel let down.
The Sun has a video of Burrell apparently admitting it all. And it handed the tape to the police in the approved manner. They viewed it, and thought that, all things considered, Burrell was not worth the effort.
That it should come to this for Burrell, now deemed less worthy of a date with the CPF than the woman who inherited Alma Colan’s hair. Pah! Even Peaches Geldof, Sir Bob’s brattish daughter, interests the police. But not Burrell.
As the Sun says, the Metropolitan Police tried and failed to prosecute Burrell in 2002 for allegedly stealing hundreds of Diana’s possessions following her death.
Back then the CPF were happy to be seen with Burrell. He was on I’m A Celebrity; he was stating in a one-man show; he was the man the Queen Mother wanted to marry and usurp the throne.
He has a right to feel let down and used.
Posted: 10th, May 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 11th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
what is “brocken”? don’t you mean ‘broken’?
May 11th, 2008 at 7:25 am
I believe there’s a promising little nag called Posterior Sphincter also running in the 2.s0 at Pontefract - tipped to win by a brown nose …
May 10th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Hi Chenier,
25p ? That goes a long way in the UK. Well, you can buy a couple of (10p)postcards in Oxford street, a small candy bar in the local shop, a chewing gum, and, for those who save a bit extra a bag of chips in the local fish and chip shop.
Many years ago I was in a hairdressing shop in London and while waiting for my haircut I picked up a magazine to read. Among the zodiac signs it said be on number 7 because it would be lucky.
I popped next door to a betting shop and looked at the next race.Number 7 was a horse called Macao Palace and its form was not impressive……..six coconuts. Just for fun I put money on it and………………….it won the race at 25/1 !
Enjoy your contribution on the site Chenier.
Best,
May 10th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Damn it, John Blake, you could have emailed me! Do you have any idea what it will do to the odds now everybody knows who the winner is?
And I shall have to share the lottery jackpot with around 10,000,000 other people, so next Saturday night I shall be making merry with my 25p.
That’s the trouble with psychics; no common sense…
May 10th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Chenier, the 2.30 at Pontefract will be won by STAR WITNESS ridden and trained by P.Burrell………price of the winner 20/1 So put your shirt on it!
The winning lottery numbers for NEXT week are: 9 12 22 31 42 45
Remember, it could be you!
May 10th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Ahhh…… the mists are clearing…. I see….
…….A HORSE.
May 10th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Alas, I have no powers of precognition; if I did I would be living in the lap of luxury, having forecast the result of large numbers of races.
It has always struck me as odd that psychics claim to reveal the innermost secrets of humanity when they can’t tell who will win the 2.30 at Pontefract…
May 10th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
No sugar lips, you know they will never be arrested.
May 10th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
You mean that they want to get arrested?
May 10th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Wot? you mean like the McCanns darlin………
May 10th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
It’s a bit bad when you can’t even get arrested…