Investment Bankers Turn To Paedophilia
ASKS a banker in the FT: “Should I be ashamed for being an investment banker?”
At a dinner party last Saturday I was asked by a fellow guest what I did and I said I was an investment banker. I might as well have said I was a paedophile.
Suddenly the whole table – all friends of my wife from the art world – turned on me with such venom I was really taken aback.
I tried to defend myself by saying that I had nothing to be ashamed of in the work that I do in M&A, but the more I argued the more hostile the other guests became.
Glitter as once a yellow jacket…
Next time this happens – and I fear there will be a next time – should I accept guilt for what isn’t my fault, or should I lie and say I’m a librarian?
- Investment banker, male, 42
Answer: Paedo!
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Posted: 25th, October 2008 | In: Money Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 27th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
investment bankers have taken over from estate agents and second-hand car salesmen as the scum of the earth - would suggest “terrorist” - that’ll give them a laugh…
October 25th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Come here little girl, don’t be frightened, I just want to strip your assets.
October 25th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
That and possibly criminal…
October 25th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Seems like Banking as we know it now will not be the same when the World gets back
on it”s feet……..good job too.!!!!!!!! Obramavich has lost 16 BILLION and that
Russian with the Yacht 22 BILLION, can”t say I am sorry, to accumulate such wealth
is obscene IMO
October 25th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Ah yes, Mergers and Acquisitions, that well known charitable outpost of investment banking devoted to helping little old ladies cross the road whilst stealing their companies out from under them…
October 25th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Not much to choose between them they both prey on the innocent.