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Jade Goody: Jack Tweed’s Confession, Signature Coffins, Paul Burrell And The Best Anecdote Ever

by | 5th, March 2009

JADE Goody celebrity cancer: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s celebrity cancer, feartuing Jack Tweed’s confession, signature coffins, Paul Burrell and a great anecdote.

The Sun (front page): “JACK’S BEDSIDE CONFESSION AS JADE WEAKENS”

A confession?

EMOTIONAL Jack Tweed told yesterday how he spent a whole night holding terminally-ill Jade Goody’s hand in hospital — and begged her to forgive his criminal past.

Forgive me Jade, for I have sinned.

Jack is at the hospital. His electronic tag has been switched to light vibrate (all electronic devices should be switched off) long enough for him spend the night with Jade in hospital following her recent operation.

A “source” explains:

“He did his best to hold her at times, she was grateful he was there.”

The Sun:

Jack, whose curfew means he must stay at his mum’s Essex home from 7pm to 7am, was NOT allowed to return to his wife’s bedside last night.

Says Jack:

“I just want to be with her as much as I can.”

So…

He spent yesterday afternoon with pals, leaving Jade to get vital rest.

Better he’s not there, then, right?

Page 9: JACK: MY HOSPITAL VIGIL I held Jade’s hand all night and begged her to forgive me”

Daily Star (front page): “Jade’s I’ve said my goodbyes… I know I’ve got just hours left”

Pages 4 and 5: JADE’S ONLY GOT SHORT TIME LEFT

Tragic Jade Goody said her goodbyes to loved ones yesterday as her desperate battle with cancer reached its final hours.

She met tearful friends and relatives throughout the day after being told her last moments were closing in.

Spokesman Max Clifford admitted: “The next few hours are crucial. We’re all hoping and praying that Jade pulls through but the fact of the matter is that she now only has a short time to live.”

What time does the Star got to print?

The Scotsman : “Jade’s publicist ready to step in”

JADE Goody’s publicist, Max Clifford, yesterday said he would tell her “enough is enough” and she should withdraw from the public eye if her condition worsened.

So much depends on the op. Will the Jade Goody Celebrity Coffin ; Jade Goody Hoody, a line of clothes for mourners and nuns – and the Jade Goody Gracious Me range of poppadoms and pickles be ready in time?

Mr Clifford added: “We hope the operation she had will make things a lot more bearable, a lot brighter for her, in the weeks ahead. Jade likes and enjoys the media spotlight – you have to marry all of these things – but if she continues to be in the kind of pain and condition she is in, then my advice increasingly will be, ‘Don’t you think enough is enough?'”

What a rock. Is Clifford Paul Burrell to Jade’s Diana?

Daily Mirror (Page 7): “IT’S BEEN THE BEST 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE”

“Dying Jade reflects on happy times”

Her publicist Max Clifford said: “She’s lived her life in the media spotlight for seven years. Those seven years have been the happiest, most self-fulfilling.”

Those magic moments, as featured in the Mirror:

2002 “Jade after Big Brother eviction” The girl who gave Graham Norton a porcine joke on his after BB show had finished fourth

2003 “With boyfriend Jeff before split” Loved enough to let go.

2004 “Using chopsticks in TV’s Back To Reality” Multicultural Jade.

2005 “In curlers during Living TV show” Jade does hair.

2006 “Preparing to run the London marathon Jade’s suicide bid.

2007 “In CBB diary room with Shilpa Shetty Great mates!

2008 “Tears on Big Brother over cancer” Jade Celebrity Cancer premiers. New TV format hit!

Daily Mirror : “Jade Goody and me”

And me. Me too. What about me? Zoe Griffin goes first.

I was at the bar in a trendy London member’s club last night when I heard some people say mean things about Jade Goody and I think it is completely outrageous.

Have they ever seen how fun Jade Goody can be? Doubt it.

I have though. Shortly after she did Big Brother in 2002, I was at the bar in Embassy nightclub and I felt my bottom being pinched really hard. I turned round and saw it was Jade that had done it!

So you nutted her across the bridge of the nose? Fight!

She was quite embarrassed and giggled loudly: “Oh NOOOOOO. I thought you were my mate Michelle. Im so sorry. OH. MY. GOODNESS.”

What a great

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