Hollie Steel Beats Susan Boyle
HOLLIE Steel will Lance La Boyle. Susan Boyle is now faced with a two-pronged attack from Shaheen Jafargholi and Hollie Steel.
If nominative determinalism counts for anything, Steel will impale Boyle on the point of a sharpened majorette’s baton.
Hollie is the newest most sensational performer on planet Britain’s Got Talent. Hollie is ten, and has yet to grow facial hair and be sufficiently bullied to command a sympathetic back story.
For our entertainment, Hollie is dressed in a lilac tutu to perform a ballet routine to I Could Have Danced All Night from My Fair Lady. Hollie may well be very good at ballet and singing, but ten-year-old girls who are very good at ballet are either insufferable or despised by other parents.
Says dad Jason, an NHS audiologist:
“We were amazed at what Simon Cowell and the others said. I have always had faith in Hollie, she seems to shine in everything she does. No matter what she turns her hand to, she excels in it, which I am a little envious of! We’re very proud of her but didn’t expect all this and are just getting used to the fact she stands a chance.”
What, no dead granny?
Piers Morgan calls Hollie a “tiny young girl singer . . . who will melt your heart”. The Sun says Hollie’s parents both work for the NHS, which may be a sob story.
But if you have talent, you don’t need to make them weep.
So Hollie dances. And Hollie sings. And Hollie is the Singing Ballerina.
And the last word is with part-time judge Kelly Brook who offers:
“It was like looking in a mirror!”
A mirror that make Kelly appear more talented, younger and less reliant on her big chest to get on…
Posted: 25th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 30th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
It wasn’t Kelly who said “It was like looking in the mirror”, it was Amanda.
April 27th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Talk about your media hype!? This girl is very talented, but can’t compete with Boyle. I’m sure there will be someone on the next episode that will get equal hype and media attention. What a great scam Cowell has going.
April 27th, 2009 at 10:15 am
percy - I’d settle for my posts being moderated every time and some confirmation of when this is likely to stop, because it’s really killing the fun…..
sent several emails and posts on this issue but no response at all…..
Moderator - I have passed this post on, too
April 26th, 2009 at 9:32 am
…Anokrak…you can stop doing that trick of making the posts disappear then re appear…it will never get you on BGT…..unless you happen to be…..a one legged ladyboy lapdancer from London ??…. then might you have a leg to stand on…and do stand up
April 26th, 2009 at 9:00 am
All BGT needs now for a full house is a feminist act like four lovely ladies….in bed…together….giving Leora a laugh at Leukaemia…it would win my vote for talent.
See it here…
http://www.anorak.co.uk/?s=leora&submit=Go
April 26th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Amazing talent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9RyGfAzyEA
April 25th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
The dance combo were on the same night as Susan Boyle…… The judges loved them, I can’t remember their name so underwhelmed was I.
April 25th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Susan Boyle has more wall to wall coverage than Sandtex Paint!
April 25th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Found
1, Large, female, old, Scottish
1, Medium, male, Teen, Welsh
1,Small, female, white, English
Missing
1,Male/Irish old fashioned Song and Dance man
1, Afro/caribbean Comedy Duo
1, Mixed Asian/English Bhangra/dance combo