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Geri Halliwell has a spiritual connection with Russell Brand… no, you stop laughing

THE phrase ‘the beast with two backs’ was surely invented for the sham-relationship that is apparently unfurling between Russell Brand and Geri Halliwell. Imagine them at it. Imagine them trying to outdo each other in their attempts to be the centre of attention. Imagine them telling each other just how outlandishly vulnerable they are, talking over each other and pressing their bony, gristly bodies together in a minging embrace, both one eye on the mirror.

Just imagine.

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Posted: 29th, August 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Russell Brand and Geri Halliwell are the Olympic legacy

WHEN we read the Sun’s headline “RUSSELL BRAND DATING GERI HALLWELL” , we thought that the Essex joker had taken up the archaeological towel and begun working out just how old Ginger Spice really is.

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Posted: 28th, August 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Photos Of The Day: Geri Halliwell’s Beef And Something

TODAY’S Photos of the Day are presented by Geri Halliwell’s gigantic pal – is it Photoshop? – and beef with something. Also look out for Wayne Rooney’s face explained and Ireland fashion police trying to rid a man of last season’s denim…

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Posted: 8th, April 2011 | In: Photojournalism | Comment


Kate Moss, Girl Aloud And Not Cheryl Cole Do Fashion For Relief: In Pictures

PICTURES from the Fashion for Relief catwalk show at London’s Somerset House, with Alexandra Burke, Ronnie Corbett, Nicola Roberts, Kate Moss, Pixie Geldof, Kate Moss, Annabelle Neilson, Naomi Campbell, Jo Wood, James Corden, Geri Halliwell, David Walliams, Kimberley Walsh, Dame Shirley Bassey, Denise Van Outen, Piers Morgan but no Cheryl Cole. Haiti is grateful…

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Kate Moss on the runway during the Fashion for Relief catwalk show at Somerset House, central London.

Posted: 19th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


David Cameron, Geri Halliwell And Michael Jackson Honoured At The Sun Military Awards: In Pictures

IT was ‘A Night of Heroes‘ at The Sun Military Awards. And here they filed through the doors of the Imperial War Museum: Michael Jackson (WTF 1st Class), Geri Halliwell (GIRL POWER – Honourable discharge), David Jason (PUKKA), David Cameron (Funny Walks Corps – see them all), Jennie McAlpine (Corrie St. Fizz), Ross Kemp (Manic Stare Regiment, First Delusional), Prince Harry (Tally-ban!), Prince William (Tally-banana!), Jenny Faulkner (GMTV), Bruce Forsyth (Victoria Cross) and News International Chief Executive Rebekah Brooks (Ninja). Oh, a few soldiers. In pictures.

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Geri Halliwell arrives at A Night of Heroes'. The Sun Military Awards, at the Imperial War Museum, London.

Posted: 16th, December 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)


Using Katie Price And Sick Children To Advertise The Bounty Mum Of The Year

4482240BOUNTY, purveyors of the baby hamper given to news mums as an inducement to them buying branded products, have shortlisted Katie Price for their Celebrity Mum Of The Year award.

There is also a Real Mum of the Year 2009, which serves to imply there is something unreal, or fake, about Katie Price and her celebrity mummies.

2007 title holder Katie is going mum-a-mum against these others, who are in no partial order:

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Posted: 21st, October 2009 | In: The Consumer | Comments (10)


London Stockbroker Kills Himself

anjool-maudeANJOOL Malde, a stockbroker who “feared he was about to lose his job”, threw himself from the top of the City’s Coq d’Argent restaurant near the Bank of England.

He was 24.

He had been told by his Deutsche Bank employers on Friday to leave work early following ‘an inquiry into an IT matter’.

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Posted: 8th, July 2009 | In: Money | Comment


Geri Halliwell Confirms Herself

GERI Halliwell is head over keels (geddit?) in love with Italian yacht-builder Fabrizio Politi.

And the pair are to be married – to each other!

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Posted: 27th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lily Allen Watch: Hassehoff’s Globe, Halliwell’s Tree And Lily Gone

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top celebrity news story…

Geri Halliwell:

Last week I was on a photoshoot and I just got a real urge to shin up this old oak tree in the prom dress I was wearing. You have to be spontaneous on photoshoots – and the pictures turned out really well”

David Hasselhoff:

“I have had a globe made with my face stretched across the oceans and little versions of myself forming the countries. At the top it says ‘saviour’ in gold. But I was being ironic. Yes, I have played a role in the fall of the Berlin Wall and in American culture.”

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Posted: 19th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Geri Halliwell’s Ugenia Lavander Cleans Up

GERI Halliwell has been named “the most successful celebrity author of the year”.

In five months she has sold 250,000 of her Ugenia Lavender stories, the tales of a female hygiene product as it wends its way from an Indian farm collective to a landfill site in the East Midlands.
Says Geri:

“I’m so happy that everyone loves Ugenia as much as I do.”

Indeed, sick of reading the side of perfume bottles and cans of mace as he irrigates his colon, Old Mr Anorak says the Ugenia Lavender product is far more stimulating, although the hard cover version can chafe…

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Posted: 3rd, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (3)