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Hugh Hefner serenades two would-be Japanese Playboy Bunnies and it’s horrendous

Next up on the god-awful 1980 TV show Pink Lady & Jeff  – a show featuring Japanese female singing duo Pink Lady (Mitsuyo Nemoto (“Mie”) and Keiko Masuda) and Jeff Altman, who was there because he could speak English, is Hugh Hefner.  

The girls have rocked up at the Playboy Mansion to audition as Bunnies.

As you watch through knitted fingers, Hugh Hefner thinks it a good idea to sing My Kind of Town.
 

Posted: 28th, September 2017 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment


RIP Hugh Hefner: breaker of taboos

 

RIP Hugh Hefner (1926-2017), the man who made your feel less guilty about looking at nudes. Hefner was the man who gave us the enjoiner: “I only buy it for the articles.” And, boy, were those stories good. So good that the protectors of our minds and bodies branded Playboy magazine “obscene”. We lapped it up. And in the 1960s Hefner moved into teasing punters with actual flesh and satin-eared women in Playboy clubs. Punters drank in the wit of black comics Dick Gregory and Jewish enemy-of-the-state Lenny Bruce, a man Hefner could not stand to watch “persecuted or prosecuted for his words and his ideas”,  proving that when it came to entertainment and escapism, segregation, whether born of race, gender or rudeness, is for losers.

This was social revolution.“

Hefner was the first publisher to see that the sky would not fall and mothers would not march if he published bare bosoms; he realised that the old taboos were going,” Time magazine said in a 1967 cover story. “He took the old-fashioned, shame-thumbed girlie magazines, stripped off the plain wrapper, added gloss, class and culture. It proved to be a sure-fire formula.”

The Hollywood Reporter:

Hefner became the unofficial spokesman for the sexual revolution that permeated the 1960s and ’70s and he was both lauded and criticized by feminists of the era, with some accusing him of objectifying women while others said he liberated and empowered them. During a conversation with Gloria Steinem in 1970, Hefner dismissed feminism as “foolishness,” and Steinem told him: “What Playboy doesn’t know about women could fill a book … There are times when a woman reading a Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.”

Hefner was a staunch supporter of abortion – including helping to finance the landmark Rowe v. Wade decision in 1973 — and more recently was an outspoken advocate of same-sex marriage, and his dedication to such issues (along with his distribution of pornography) made him a pariah in some religious circles. “By associating sex with sin, we have produced a society so guilt-ridden that it is almost impossible to view the subject objectively,” he wrote in 1963 in one of his many broadsides aimed at Christian leaders.

Cheers, Hef.

Image:  Hugh Hefner (April 9, 1926 – September 27, 2017) at his kitchen table working on the first issue of Playboy (1953)

Posted: 28th, September 2017 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, News | Comment


Hugh Hefner in birthday cakes: the sponge and Viagra icing photos

WHEN 86-year-old Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner married 26-year-old Playmate bride Crystal Harris there was a cake. Atop the mixture of sponge and Viagra was a picture of Hefner dressed in his red housecoat cradling his new beter half. Think Nosferatu with Rogaine and implants, or Dracula (see below). Around the base was a massive Ken-sperm dressed in a tuxedo stood beside a miniature love doll of Ivana Trump.

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Posted: 11th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Hugh Hefner bequeath’s Crystal Harris his rigamorist stiffened legacy

SAY Hugh Hefner, 86, of his bride Crystal Harris, the 26-year-old who spent part of her youth with dad Ray Harris and mum Lee Lovitt at Ye Olde Rose & Crown in the West Midlands before turning into a Playboy rabbit:

“She, you know, deserves it. She deserves to be my widow.”

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Posted: 4th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Hugh Hefner Gets Wood On Twitter: Playboy Founder Goes Planking For Women

HUGH Hefner says it is planking and he is not dead. Hefner’s latest Playboy housecoat plumper, one Anna Sophia Berglund, introduced him to planking. Then lots of the Playmates got to planking.

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Posted: 4th, August 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Crystal Harris Is A Massive Liar Says Hugh ‘Rubbish In Bed’ Hefner

SURPRISED as you were about Crystal Harris dumping Hugh Hefner days before their wedding, there was always something vaguely odd about their relationship. Maybe it was the fact Hef was this famous guy and she came from nowhere. Maybe it was the 3025 year age gap?

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Posted: 27th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Hugh Hefner Says He’s Not Dead – World Still Not Entirely Convinced

PLAYBOY founder and all-round oxygen thief  Hugh Hefner has pooh-poohed rumours he’s dead, declaring: “I’m very much alive and kicking!

However, people are still uncertain and are inundating the heart-broken old coot with requests to poke him with a stick just to see if there’s any movement.

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Posted: 12th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Crystal Harris Dumped Hef Over Other Women, Remarkably

IMAGINE the shock that rocked Crystal Harris’ mind when she discovered that Hugh Hefner – a man world famous for being surrounded by scantily clad women 24/7 in the Playboy Mansion, as well as founding a magazine that is also filled with naked gals – had other women in his life.

Harris, a professional derober herself, said that she “didn’t feel comfortable” knowing Hefner had these other women knocking around.

Seriously. She only realised this when they were on the brink of marriage. Amazing.

Apparently, Crystal had second thoughts about the whole Getting Hitched To Mumm-Ra thing because of issues surrounding monogamy and only said yes to his marriage proposal because he asked with a crew of cameramen. Monogamy issues! Here, we have a man who only has one erection left in his life because the sudden movement of blood will almost certainly kill him.

She told US TV show Entertainment Tonight:

“I wasn’t the only woman in Hef’s life. I didn’t feel comfortable in my heart knowing that and getting married to him, because a marriage is between two people. That’s not what our relationship was.

“It happened so fast. Hef asked me to marry him in front of three cameras and a photographer. I thought it was something I wanted.”

Meanwhile, Hugh, currently the same age as the Great Pyramids in Cairo, has been getting over his heartbreak by watching romcoms at the Playboy mansion with the other Playmates living there.

It’s depressing isn’t it?

Meanwhile, Hugh’s ex, Kendra Wilkinson, thinks the smut mogul needs “time to breathe” after the break-down of his nearly-marriage.

She said:

“I’m leaving him alone right now. He needs time to breathe and grieve. Obviously I feel really bad for him and the situation.”

She then presumably walked away into the night, laughing her tits off at his misfortune.

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Posted: 17th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Hugh Hefner And Crystal Harris’s Sextette Video: Love For Two

HUGH Hefner is to marry Crystal Harris. We know about the sex with the Playboy king – you can read all about the joys of it here. But what do we know about the proposal? Was it decent? Did he go down on one knee?

Thankfully, we have unearthed this video that shows pretty much how it musty have gone – albeit with the world’s firth best James Bond (Timothy Dalton) playing Hefner wooing the world’s Harris played by the world’s foremost anorak (Mae West).

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Posted: 28th, December 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


What’s It REALLY Like To Have Sex With Hugh Hefner?

QUITE  frankly I’d rather have sex with a portable TV aerial than Hugh Hefner. But be honest: haven’t you ever wondered what it’s like to be fucked by this Methuselah of Meaningless Mountings? Wonder no longer.

Kendra Wilkinson, a one-time dental assistant from San Diego, hit big time when octogenarian Hef waggled his vacuum constriction penis pump at her (I’d have settled for red roses myself) and invited her into his Playboy Whorehouse.

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Posted: 12th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (21)


Kendra Wilkinson’s Minute Sex With Hugh Hefner: Sliding Into Home

RELUCTANT porn star Kendra Wilkinson is promoting her new book. It’s called “Sliding Into Home”. Third base is nothing for Kendra.

In her tome, she recalls that magical first time she got inside Hugh Hefner’s housecoat and jumpstarted him:

“One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice, ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said ‘Okay, if I have to.’ It seemed like every other girl was going and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn, it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was, all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”

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Posted: 3rd, July 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Identical Twins Ruby Day And Pearl Day Could Give Hugh Hefner Weekend To Forget

HUGH Hefner, are you listening. Introducing Ruby Day (left) and Pearl Day (left; or right) from east London. They are the most identical British twins in Britain, having won some PR-led contest. Anyhow, Hef. Time to kick Kristina and Karissa Shannon – those tango-hued Icky Twins – to the kerb. (See them in action here – NSFW.)

Two Days make a weekend, Hef…

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Ruby Day (left) and Pearl Day from east London are winners of the Wispa Duo most identical British twins competition at the Pineapple Studios in London.

Posted: 21st, June 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3)


Russell Brand Turns Up Holly Madison

hollymadison-hefRUSSELL Brand is reported to have “bagged” Playboy bunny “HOLLY MADISON”, former girlfriend of ancient Playboy boss “HUGH HEFNER”.

This news in big print offers up the opportunity for another of Brand’s infamous phone calls, as he dials the Playboy Mansion and tells Hefner that he’s shagging a woman young enough to be his granddaughter on a swing, rocking chair or stair lift.

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Posted: 13th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)


The Most Bizarre And Worst Celebrity Dolls Ever Made

BARBIE is 50 this year and Anorak brings you the 50 Things You Never Knew About Barbie. But Barbie is not the only celebrity doll. There have been others. And Anorak brings you the strangest, least-deserving, most bizarre and downright odd celebrity dolls ever – enjoy:

Karl Lagerfeld, Angelina Jolie, Ann Coulter, Bill Clinton, Bindi Irwin, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Caylee Anthony, Charles Dickens, Diane Ross, Donald Trump, Drew Carey, Albert Einstein, Elton John,George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Hugh Hefner, Jennifer Lopez (NSFW), Jerry Springer, Jesus, John Travolta, Kelly Osbourne, Laura Bush, Lemme,Lindsay Lohan, Nirvana, The One, OJ, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton,Princess Diana, Rosie O’Donnell (Barbie!), Sarah Palin (schoolgirl), Nicolas Sarkozy voodoo, Seth Godin, Snoop Dogg, Suzanne Somers (with thighs!), Sonny, Steve Irwin, Timberlake and Jackson, Tom Cruise, Tori Spelling, Vanilla Ice, Victoria Silvstedt, William Shakepeare action figure, Winston Churchill.

Karl Lagerfeld’s Credit Crunch Survival Tips.

Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Holly Madison Cracks On Dancing With The Stars

MORE news  alerts on CCN (Celebrity Cull News, formely Celebrity Cancer News) where Dancing With The Stars sees Holly Madison – a former Hugh Hefner walking stick – injured.

Madison received medical attention and a broken rib was ruled out. Madison lives… for now:

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Posted: 27th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Hefner The 110-Year-Old Lizard Breeds With Karissa and Kristina Shannon

HATS off to Henry – Hefner to his pals – the 110 year-old New Zealanders and the oldest tuatara to mate at Southland Museum.

Henry squired Mildred (80-ish) in March. In July she laid 11 healthy eggs. This week, all 11 eggs hatched.

Says curator Lindsay Hazley:

“Eleven out of eleven. Bloody brilliant. We had a champagne breakfast to celebrate.”

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Posted: 30th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment


Prince Edward Finds Work On Queen’s New Jet

ONE day on from the Daily Star’s shocker:

“The Queen is skint and will run out of cash in just three years time..The news follows Playboy boss Hugh Hefner laying off his bunnies”

And the Sun leads with:

“AIR FORCE ONE – Queen to buy £7milion private jet – Her Majesty, who currently shares the use of VIP flights with Government ministers and military chiefs, has taken a close personal interest in the new jet’s design.”

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Posted: 27th, September 2008 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (8)


Hugh Hefner Prepres To Get Younger, Prettier Models

HUGH Hefner prepares to dump his nursing ward of strumpets. Says he:

“Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I’m sure there are going to be. I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret.”

Ageism at the Playboy mansion…

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Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)