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In Pictures: Meet Tiger Woods’ Latest ‘Victim’ Raychel Coudriet

TIGER WOODS: After Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, Holly Sampson, Joslyn James, Loredana Jolie, Julie Postle, Theresa Rogers and Devon James, meet Raychel Coudriet.

Raychel Coudiert is billed as “a neighbour’s daughter” with his hypnotic charm (you must see this) and neat line in smut:

The National Enquirer says he joked about her “cleaning his golf balls”, America’s National Enquirer magazine.

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Devon James

The two of them had sex on a couch for hours, right next to a crib for Tiger’s children.”

She’s 22. She tells “a pal”:

“I felt used and violated, like I meant nothing to him but a night of casual sex. I wanted to dig a hole, crawl in and die.”

Or maybe – just maybe – give Gloria Allred a call.

Posted: 8th, April 2010 | In: Sports | Comments (2)


Tiger Woods And Theresa Rogers’ Lips In Photos: Woods Puts Family First ‘Always’

TIGER Woods: Theresa Rogers is not only a victim of nominative determinism, she is Theresa Rogers…Tiger Woods, allegedly. Suspension points are Tiger Woods’ hyphen. Jaimee Grubbs…Tiger Woods. Jamie Jungers…Tiger Woods. Cori Rist…Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods and his women are coining a new language of their own. But above all Tiger Woods is a family man. The Mail leads with a picture of Elin Woods and Sam Woods, the Tiger cub, and the headline: “Look what you’ve put at risk, Tiger.” The same picture is used by the Express on its front page to reveal the “courage of Tiger’s wife” (there are ad deals in the offing for Elin – see them here).

Woods is damned by an interview recorded 10 days before ring-waiting Elin used her Kobe grip on  his glass screen. The interviewer asked: “Family first and golf second – always been that way?” Woods fell into the elephant trap: “Always. Always.” Here are pictures of Theresa Rogers, 48, and her lips and the other women linked to Tiger Woods…

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Devon James

Posted: 16th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (4)


Tiger Woods In Pictures: Cori Rist Confesses And A Big NBC Today Show Fail

TIGER Woods and the women: We turn now to hear from “gorgeous” Cori Rist, billed as single mum who having met the golfer in a New York night claims to have shagged him while he was sending text messages to other women.

After Mindy Lawton, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, Holly Sampson and Josyln James work the media, Cori Rist has been keeping a dignified silence. Now she breaks and tells NBC’s Today show:

“I’d wake up in the night and he would be texting. I’d ask him what he was doing and he would say he was answering emails. I had this feeling, I knew it was something bigger.”

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Posted: 15th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (2)


Tiger Woods: After Jaimee Grubbs, Jamie Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, Holly Sampson And Josyln James Meet Dina Gravell-Parr

TIGER Woods: After Mindy Lawton, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, Cori Rist, Holly Sampson and Josyln James meet Dina Gravell-Parr.

No word yet from Katie Price on how she didn’t shag Tiger Woods, but we do hear from Dina Gravell-Parr, 34, who met golfer Woods in a high school accounting class. He was 16. She was 17.

The image of Woods as the dullest man in the world may yet be restored. Says Dina Gravell-Parr – more nominative determinsm:

“At the end of the night I had to ask him ‘Well, was that a date?’ He was all shy and embarrassed. As we said goodbye, it was really awkward.”

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Posted: 14th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment


Tiger Woods: Mother In Law Rushed To Hospital

TIGER Woods: GRIM news from Florida, where an “unidentified woman” has been taken from Tiger Woods’ home in an ambulance. The woman is reported to be “unconscious”. The speculation is that it is Elin Nordegren’s mother, Barbro Holmberg, “a prominent Swedish politician, arrived at the Woods home a day or two ago”.

It could be… Well, it could be anyone – although most probably not one of: Mindy Lawton, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, Cori Rist and Holly Samson. When private affairs become public spectacle, lives are damanged…

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Posted: 8th, December 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Tiger Woods: Holly Sampson’s Career In Pictures, Golf Porn Film And Elin Walks

holly-sampson-wonder-yearTIGER Woods’ bid to build a crazy golf course moves on with the Holly Sampson hole (her photos here).
Sampson is the child actress who turned to porn and golfers, allegedly, as a way to get into waitressing and meet the likes of Jamiee Grubbs and all the other serving staff being linked to Tiger.

Sampson has come a long way since she co-starred with Fred Savage in the Wonder Years episode “The Summer Song” in 1989, where she played his holiday love interest.
Summers went on to star in an episode My Two Dads (not porn) and Matlock before appearing in a film called Pump Up The Volume (also not porn).

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Posted: 8th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment (1)


Tiger Woods: An ‘Illegitimate’ Tiger Cub, Cori Rist And Oprah Winfrey’s Sofa

TIGER Woods and The Women is nine holes away from being a themed crazy golf course. But, as yet, none of Mindy Lawton, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers and Rachel Uchitel have gone for the money shot: the Tiger cub. But there are rumours. There are always the rumours. There is also a new woman called Cori Rist. Golf is all in the Rist.

Anorak’s Man in LA tells us of a new “generation of Tigers, allegedly:

Just as The Big Cheese was becoming bored with the “I slept with Tiger Woods while he was married” story, TheDirty.com is staking its claim as first to report a fresh angle to the hum-drum seedy saga of adultery. They claim… that Tiger Woods has an illegitimate child on the way.

Let the new feeding frenzy begin. and let Oprah Winfry offer Woods her sofa. No, not literally – Woods is still living with his wife…

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Devon James

Posted: 7th, December 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (3)


Tiger Woods: After Grubbs, Uchitel, Moquin And Jungers Meet Mindy Lawton

mindy-lawtonTIGER Woods and the women – those linked to the golfer – now numbers a back nine. Meet Mindy Lawton. After Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers and Rachel Uchitel – who didn’t sleep with Woods but is, reportedly in line for a huge pay out to make up for being cruelly overlooked – here’s Mindy Lawton claiming a “year-long affair” with the golfer.

Mindy is billed as a “waitress”. Woods seems to have thing for waitresses. Here’s the tip jar. Give generously. Mindy Lawton says Woods breakfasts on “white egg omelette with broccoli and orange juice.” Put a tiger in your tank with a real man’s breakfast.

Mindy Lawton is pictured wearing red dress and narrowing her eyes to the camera. The desired effect, one imagines, is to make her look like a femme fatale. It fails. Mindy Lawton looks more like Little Mo Slater after a heavy night. And she says:

“Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we’d made love. He really did like it quite rough.”

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Posted: 6th, December 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment (1)


Tiger Woods: After Rachel Uchitel And Jaimee Grubbs Meet Kalika Moquin

tigermistresskalika1TIGER Woods Crash update:  another woman claims to have slept with the golfer. Introducing Kalika Moquin.

Having introduced Elin Nodegren’s Kobe Grip And Rachel Uchitel’s denial, heard from Jamiee Grubbs (Oh, nominative determinism), we now meet another alelged Tiger Woods msiters: Kalila Moquin. Anorak’s Man in LA reports:

ANOTHER day, another woman claims to be Tiger Woods‘ mistress.

This time it’s a young woman by the name of Kalika Moquin.

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Posted: 2nd, December 2009 | In: Sports | Comment