Posts Tagged ‘north korea’
North Korea Tells Iran To Forget The Bomb And Just Crack Heads
“The political and ideological superiority of the revolutionary army is more powerful than nuclear weapons…It is true that the weapon is important in a war. The decisive factor of victory or defeat, however, is not the weapon but the great political and ideological superiority of the army“.
Make ideologies, not war!
And those weapons of mass destruction were an abstract. They live in the minds of the people. To find them you must crack skulls…
Posted: 10th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
North Korea Orders Prairie Dogs All Round
PEOPLE OF North Korea, this is your master’s voice: 2009 to Be Year of New Revolutionary Upsurge:
Hurrah!
Pyongyang, January 5 (KCNA) — The hope-filled New Year has dawned in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea where the torch of the new revolutionary upsurge kindled by General Secretary Kim Jong Il is blazing across the country like a prairie fire.
Prairie dogs all round!
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Posted: 6th, January 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment
The North Korean Fairy Tail
IN North Korea, it’s panto season:
“Pyongyang has been face-lifted and scenery of socialist fairyland has been unfolded in many places”
– North Korean press release
Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment
Greetings Of The Season From North Korea
SEASON’S greetings from North Korea:
From early morning on the lunar New Year’s Day people made a formal bow of respect to the aged and elders and called on their friends to exchange greetings and schoolchildren and little boys and girls played kite flying, shuttlecock, rope jumping and top spinning and other folk games, stirring up the festive mood.
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Posted: 26th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
North Korea Wonders: What Is The UK’s Signature Scent?
FROM the deskl of the Supreme Leader Kim Jong Il, aka Kim Jong Rude Heath:
C/O the KCNA: “Showrooms Thick in National Odor”
“There are in Kwangbok and Yongung Streets of Pyongyang Tourism Souvenir Showrooms where one can see the creative wisdom and sentiments of the Korean nation….According to Jong Sin, manager of the showrooms, lots of foreigners have visited the showrooms this year and said as one that they were happy to visit the showrooms deep in the odor of the Korean nation”.
What is the British odour, the UK’s signature scent?
Posted: 24th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)
The Thrice-Cursed Enemies Of Kim Jong-Il
FROM the desk of the Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Il, aka Kim Jong-Not-Ill-In-Any Way-But-In-Rude-Health-So-Watchout, of North Korea, and not that of Gordon Brown:
Heading: “S. Korean Puppet Plot-Breeding Group’s Anti-DPRK Sabotage Moves Disclosed”
Pyongyang, December 18 (KCNA) — The moves of the puppet plot-breeding group of south Korea to sabotage the DPRK have recently reached an extremely reckless and dangerous phase. A spokesman for the Ministry of State Security of the DPRK issued a statement Thursday in this regard.
Ahem:
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Posted: 20th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment
The Kim Il Jong Dog Zoo And Farm
TO North Korea where supreme leader General Secretary Kim Jong Il give a salutatory warning that all dogs are for study purposes and not for other pursuits:
Pyongyang, December 11 (KCNA) — The number of rare animals is steadily increasing at the Central Zoo at the foot of picturesque Mt. Taesong.
General Secretary Kim Jong Il made sure that the Central Zoo was reconstructed on an expansion basis, indicated an orientation and ways of sprucing it up well under a long-term plan and sent many rare animals to it in order to provide people with better conditions for cultural and emotional life.
At least 650 animals of more than 100 species have been sent to the zoo in more than 40 installments this year to be helpful to the working people’s cultural and emotional life and the education and upbringing of youth and children.
What wonders are on show, Supreme Leader?
44 dogs of 17 species for admiration were sent to the zoo recently.
88 dogs of 24 species for admiration have been lived the zoo since January this year to please the visitors.
There are also numerous rats, mice and cockroaches…
Image: Kim Il Jong – the hair; the heels; the girls – is North Korea’s Gary Glitter. Leader!
Posted: 13th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4)
Kim Jong-il And Gary Glitter Are Missing
THE Sun has picture from North Korea’s 60th anniversary parade.
It wonders where Kim Jong-il is. Rumours abound that Kim Jong-il is ill. There’s a picture of a line-up of the usual North Korean faces. “But where is Kim-il?” asks the paper.
Kim is, of course, a leader who rose to prominence on a pair of platform heels and one of Gary Glitter’s old wigs.
Wig and heels have been removed, lest he be mistaken for the shamed star, and Kim is just out of shot by the ankles of his peers…
Altogether now: he’s the leader, the leader…
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (2)
