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Emergency As Celebrity Police Force Misses Arrest

by | 7th, October 2008

SIR Ian Blair is gone, and the Celebrity Police Force is looking for a new leader to be tough on celebrity crime. (Surely have his picture taken with some of the country’s best lag talent? – Ed).

And while the search goes on, the Star brings news that Big Brother reject Rex Nomark has, allegedly, smashed someone in the face with his belt.

In other times the alleged victim, known only as John, would be invited to give a statement to police, and the CPF would haul Rex in to the station for photos and autographs.

But not now. In these trying times, John says he wants to forget it. Rex is ignored by the police. And the CPF loses its man…

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