Anorak News | White Fred Astaire Supremacists Plot To Kill Barack Obama

White Fred Astaire Supremacists Plot To Kill Barack Obama

by | 28th, October 2008

THE Barack Obama death cult is two down in numbers this evening as Daniel Cowart, 20, and Paul Schlesselman, 18, are behind bars.

The duo, billed as white supremacists, had been plotting a “killing spree” targeting African Americans, and finally the offing of Barack Obama.

So supreme are these whites that having killed tens of blacks and evaded capture and detection, they would undo Obama with a dastardly clever plot:

In separate interviews with investigators, the men said that they planned to speed their vehicle toward Obama while “shooting at him from the windows”.

Having driven from Tennessee to Washington (?) or Chicago in a car bearing a swastika and “numerous racially motivated words and symbols” (written in chalk), they would blend in seamlessly with the black scene by dressing in all white tuxedos and top hats”.

Hurrah then for the sharp wits of an agent of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, who dressed in a beige raincoat, wraparound sunglasses and a luminous yellow jacket with “PIGS” written on the back saved the day, and Barack Obama for another day…

Im puttin on my top hat
Tyin up my white tie
Brushin off my tails

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