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Sarah Ferguson Pimps Prince Andrew: The Cash For Equestrians Scandal In Pictures And Video

by | 24th, May 2010

SARAH Ferguson pimps Prince Andrew in a tabloid sting, and we wonder if a meeting costs £500,000 how much a vial of his blood or a tube of semen goes for?

Of course, there are risks: Andrew shares the same genes with Princes Edward, the Tweed In Tweed, and things can disappoint. We’d advise crossing the DNA with Shergar’s and creating a new breed of Windsor – higher, loftier, faster. It’s the Cash For Equestrians scandal.

Sarah Ferguson: Life, Times And Fashion Crimes In Pictures

So. Caps off to the Express whish leads with a picture of Fergie biting her nails alongside the headline:

“BABIES DNA IN SECRET VAULTS.”

Or “stables” as Princesses call them.

The Daily Mail asks on its front page): “NOW WILL ANDREW THROW HER OUT?”

Yes? No? The Sun says:

Her grovelling came after she was yesterday seen in tears at Heathrow airport – and a pal said she may quit Britain for good.

The Duchess is in Los Angeles, where she is receiving the Catherine Variety Sheridan Award for her charity work.

Says a flame-haired source:

“Please give generously, guv’nor. I’ve been to Hull and back.”

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PA PHOTO 27/2/87 PRINCE CHARLES WATCHES HIS WIFE, THE PRINCESS OF WALES (CENTRE) AND SISTER IN LAW, THE DUCHESS OF YORK LARK ABOUT IN THE SNOW AT THE PHOTO SESSION MARKING THE START OF THEIR ANNUAL SKIING HOLIDAY. THE ROYAL PARTY, WITH THE DUKE OF YORK ARE STAYING IN THE CHIC WINTER RESORT OF KLOSTERS, IN THE SWISS ALPS.




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