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Pictures: Cheryl Cole Attacked With Pen By ‘Crazed Mob’ In Birmingham

by | 15th, June 2010

CHERYL Cole, wife to World Cup hero Ashley Cole, has been “attacked in the street” by Birmingham’s Hotel du Vin. She is in town for the X Factor auditions.

Yep. What the **** is the nation’s sweetheart doing on a street? Why has she not been attacked in a spa, the First Class lounge at Heathrow Airport or in a palace?

Do we sympathise with her? It Cheryl had not left nation’s sweetheart Ashley Cole to fight for the World Cup alone, she could have been attacked in South Africa, by a lion or hippo, perhaps. Anywhere but the street. It’s just so common.

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Anyhow, what about this attack, what the Mirror calls on its front page:

“Terror at hands of crazed mob?”

Cheryl Cole was badly shaken after a terrifying security breach in which a persistent fan made a lunge at the X Factor judge.

A fan, eh. Did they have a knife at the end of that lunge?

The woman slipped past minders and seized the star’s wrist as she arrived at her hotel after filming auditions.

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The Star takes up the madness.

Wearing a brown leather jacket and clutching a marker pen, she shoved a copy of Cheryl’s album into the singer’s face. She refused to let go of the Girls Aloud star and kept begging her to sign the CD while shouting: “I love you, I love you.”

Run! She’s bought your record, Cheryl. An entire album! She must be fuc*ing nuts!

Cheryl reacts with customary dignity:

One witness told how a distressed Cheryl screamed: “What the f***? What the f*** was that? Who was she? Just get me inside now!”

She was a fan, Cheryl, you sweetheart. Says the Mail:

Cheryl kept her outfit chic but simple, but still looked her usual glamorous self even in a pair of skinny jeans.

Come feel the glamour…

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Cheryl Cole on stage during the Capital FM Summertime Ball at Wembley Stadium.

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